Army Wives

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by babiesarm, Apr 22, 2004.

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  1. Article on the BBC websit about Army wives with thier men away in Iraq

    In the last paragraph.........

    The window cleaner, an ex Para, arrives. "Getting a bit hairy out there love," he says. Then, softening a little, and, touching my shoulder, adds................

    As the weeks go on I bet he trys to add a bit more!!
  2. Yeah like his own hairy member.
  3. The article is very good, but the last paragraph is just sick making drivel!!

    I can just imagine what happened when the windows were clean!

    Hmmmm.....I suppose they suffer by being forced to watch a hulking paratrooper square mummy away... :D
  4. She does come across as a bit of a drip. I bet the window cleaner/ex-Para walks around bandy legged with all those 'lonely wives'.
  5. Isnt that how they end up with ginger haired kids, or do they come from the milkman not the window cleaner?
  6. Hubby returns home:

    Hubby: 'Hi darling, I'm back from the war!'

    Drip Wifey: 'Oh darling, I missed you so much!'

    (Cue much smooching!)

    Snot Goblin: 'Daddy, what does 'red on, green on, go!' mean???

  7. LMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D