Army wives

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I was looking in the gallery of armr617 who is offering his photographic services on ARRSE for mess fuctions etc. Whilst the actual photography was cracking some of the munters displayed in his gallery made me wretch. Bunch of fucking fat sows. Why do squaddies with overly porky wives allow them to be photographed and displayed for all and sundry to see? Tubbys should only be let out in the dark.
 
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If the bloke front right is a squaddy, what's that shit on his chin? And those two rear left having a cuddle...
 

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Don't know about Army wives, but the whole country is going that way - went to the germ exchange for a checkup yesterday and the waiting area was heaving with enormous medicine-ball shaped dollops of lard and even the woman at the desk made Dawn French look like an advert for weight watchers. Boiled down it looked as if they could fuel a small power station for a week. A generation ago one only saw this sort of disgusting lump waddling along in the US.
 
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I was looking in the gallery of armr617 who is offering his photographic services on ARRSE for mess fuctions etc. Whilst the actual photography was cracking some of the munters displayed in his gallery made me wretch. Bunch of fucking fat sows. Why do squaddies with overly porky wives allow them to be photographed and displayed for all and sundry to see? Tubbys should only be let out in the dark.
Is i just me, or whilst reading this is a hint of jealousy detected, did a couple of these 'sows' turn down your manly yet provocative advances??
 
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It's true, squaddies used to marry big fat greasy munters, with hairy legs, wearing flip flops and trackie bottoms - as seen in Fallingbostel high street every day.

However, at a recent mess do there were some really fit babes in there.

Whether they were wives or models hired out for the evening is debatable, however I think they were the former.
 
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'Don't know about Army wives, but the whole country is going that way - went to the germ exchange for a checkup yesterday and the waiting area was heaving with enormous medicine-ball shaped dollops of lard and even the woman at the desk made Dawn French look like an advert for weight watchers. Boiled down it looked as if they could fuel a small power station for a week. A generation ago one only saw this sort of disgusting lump waddling along in the US'.

I wish was born in Israel. This is the standard you get in the IDF:

http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/arab.jpg
 

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