Hope you all have a great time at the game and in the tent or not tent as it may be. Went to my first Army Navy last year and had a hoofing time in the tent, a bit cheeky I thought but hey I appeared to get away with it.
Two weeks later on the range te Badge cmes up to me and I get "LCpl H******* , a word with you now".
In the beer tent did you do blah blah blaah.
"Probaly yes Sir, don't remember all of it but it is a safe bet." No point ducking the obvious.
After the "you let the unit, Corps, yourself down" speech he finished with the news that 9 Sqn were after me and the Monkeys. Thats a bit peculiar I said, I'm not a fast runner and I thought those 9 Sqn boys were quite quick.
I asked how I had been bubbled, did they get all the RASMAN s together and ask them to claim the reprobates, aparently they did.
Well the Badge got a letter from the chap in charge of Corps Rugby saying I could go to the game but not the beer tent.
Lesson learnt - the tent is not a JRC - bad Lance Corporal