Army vehicles

#1
Why do Army vehicles have thier headlights on during the day?

Why do they have black and silver plates on things like Land Rovers,
lorries, etc? and white/yellow plates normal colours on cars, vans, etc?

Was it true that a quite a few years back, that people in the Army had
MOD plates on thier own cars? If this was the case, why did they have
them? and why did they stop having them?

Cheers
 
#2
Answers:

A. We're all blind.

B. Variety is the spice of life.

C BFG Plates - withdrawn after the boggies used them instead of Fig 12 Targets.
 
#3
Why do white dogs have black lips?
 
#4
Headlights on during the day because they are dark coloured vehicles and it seems that it is difficult to see an 8 tonne truck on the road so the MTO says.

I suspect the whole not having MoD plates on your car is a security issue??

:D
 
#6
They tried to steal burning coal?
 
#11
No, but dogs stopped eating bones from the butchers - no more massive calcium deposits. God I'm good :D
 
#14
Why does toast always fall jam side down?

Why doesn't TCH resign out of shame?

Why are Taffs a bunch of thieving, whinging scrotes?

Why does my heart go on beating, why does the sea rush to shore?

Why are we answering mind-numbingly stupid questions?
 
#15
Why do the Frogs smell so bad?

Why are Brits so fecking boring?

Why does Mrs. MDN want me to knock her backdoor in again?

Why does MDN hang out with a tranny mongaloid named Aunty?
 
#17
Corporal said:
Why do the Frogs smell so bad?

Why are Brits so fecking boring?

Why does Mrs. MDN want me to knock her backdoor in again?

Why does MDN hang out with a tranny mongaloid named Aunty?
Mrs MDN only wants you do her back doors because I'm not availible this weekend
 
#18
I imagine with MDN out of town, there is quite a queue to do her. Since I don't feel like hanging out with the Royal Navy, I'll just step out for a beer instead.
 
#19
Why does toast always fall jam side down?
It's just one of those things, like why do cats always land on thier feet?

What I want to know is what would happen if you attached toast with Jam on, to a cat a dropped from about table height (where cats and toast tend to fall from in my house)? Maybe it will levitate?
 
#20
Why do you never see baby pidgeons?

How long is a piece of string?

How did TB manage to produce offspring when paired with the wide mouthed frog?
 

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