Army v Navy - Suggested Songs

#1
Apologies if this has already been posted but I've just received these songs which might be useful for the Army v Navy Rugby match:

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS

(To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")

What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
What shall we do with the captured sailors?
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
Earl-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Put him in a suit and make him smile,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Sell his story and make him millions,
Ear-lye in the morning.

Chorus

WE WERE CAPTURED

(To the tune of "We are Sailing.")

We were captured,
We were crying,
On the telly,
On the news.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.

We surrendered,
We surrendered,
To the rag head,
With a gun.

We are w*****s,
'Cos we coughed up,
To the rag heads,
In Iran.
 
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Bottleosmoke

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#2
Well I penned 2 of those verses at least a week ago.

As you say, the thread has already been done...............
 
#4
Rainbow -I surrender

But I prefer "Stand and deliver your IPod or your life." courtesy of Adam and the Ants
 
#5
To the tune of get ur tits out-

You surrendered
You surrendered
You surrendered to Iran
You surrendered to Iran
 

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