Army v Navy - Suggested Songs

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  1. Apologies if this has already been posted but I've just received these songs which might be useful for the Army v Navy Rugby match:

    WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS

    (To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")

    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Earl-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    WE WERE CAPTURED

    (To the tune of "We are Sailing.")

    We were captured,
    We were crying,
    On the telly,
    On the news.

    We are w*****s,
    'Cos we coughed up,
    To the rag heads,
    In Iran.

    We surrendered,
    We surrendered,
    To the rag head,
    With a gun.

    We are w*****s,
    'Cos we coughed up,
    To the rag heads,
    In Iran.
     
  2. Well I penned 2 of those verses at least a week ago.

    As you say, the thread has already been done...............
     
  3. Well they are now bouncing around on DII so job done!
     
  4. Rainbow -I surrender

    But I prefer "Stand and deliver your IPod or your life." courtesy of Adam and the Ants
     
  5. To the tune of get ur tits out-

    You surrendered
    You surrendered
    You surrendered to Iran
    You surrendered to Iran
     
  6. i posted one of them verses last week
     
  7. 'I Am Wailing' ............to the tune of 'I Am Sailing'.