Army to Provide Tennis Cover

#1
In the event of a strike by tennis player's the Army will be drafted in to provide cover for Wimbledon and such like.

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#2
"I can assure you that when you see two highly trained men with thousand yard stares trying to kill each other with a tennis ball, Wimbledon will seem like a fancy tea party."

Fire up the outrage bus. My stare is only at 72 metres at present. I claim discrimination.
 
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goatrutar

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#3
Tennis is fucking boring. It should be played using golf balls and large vicious dogs.
 
#4
But some of the birds that play it are quite stuffable though.
 

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