Army to Provide Tennis Cover

"I can assure you that when you see two highly trained men with thousand yard stares trying to kill each other with a tennis ball, Wimbledon will seem like a fancy tea party."

Fire up the outrage bus. My stare is only at 72 metres at present. I claim discrimination.


Tennis is fucking boring. It should be played using golf balls and large vicious dogs.

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