army time

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  1. A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala

    event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "...Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious

    man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and

    Said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

    Said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You

    really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare

    chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing

    at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

    (Gotta love military time.)
  2. love it :D
  3. At a joint services briefing the Army briefer stepped up to the lectern and said seriously, "Gentleman can we please now synchronise our watches. for the Army officers here it will be 1030 hours, for the RN officers it will be four bells and for any RAF officers here, mickey's big hand will be pointing at..."
  4. oldie but goodie.
  5. 1...23...1!