Bl00dy school holidays. If I had my way they'd be in school from 0700 - 1900, 365 days a year, and the rest of the time they'd be doing homework. All fcuking kids are noisy little sh1ts, and should have their mouths stapled shut.
I took the lining out of the old tin lid (to expose the inner spike) and got a mate to sledge the tin lid onto my skull. Created two advantages: the first was that I would never lose my helmet on exercise as it was permanantly attached, and the second was I performed a DIY frontal lobotomy at no charge to the NHS!!!!!!