Army Slang

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by dozzyoaks, Jan 22, 2008.

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  1. heard some great army slang

    W*nk Chariot - Bed

    Scran Spanners - Knife and Fork

    Anymore Any1???
  2. Yeah, they're great, they are.... :roll:

  3. are you actually in the army?
  4. One can only hope not. Hopefully he'll square himself away and bang out.
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

  6. thought not, why would anyone who is in the army find something as run of the mill as w*nk chariot 'great'?

    Heres one for you dozzynuts, if you found that funny youll die (hopefully) with this:

    cheese possessed - Processed Cheese! (great stuff, used to get it in the rat packs that were out of date before they were even packaged)
  7. mmmm, nice on an oatmeal block with a hint of strawberry jam

    edited to add - don't remember a slang name for it though
  8. i suggest you look at this link if you like that sort of thing.

    And try to look around the site a bit more before posting new threads. Or at least try to keep the bone thread count down by posting under one generic title. i.e. "ADSC soon, advice required."
  9. thats me torn down
  10. This is "The Serious Bit" :?

    Oh well, beats annakey and the "Liberal Party", I suppose.
  11. an ugly woman with a nice body "BOBFOC" = Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch
  12. Scran is RM slang - the army uses scoff as slang for food