Army Physio thumps policewoman

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Forastero, May 30, 2013.

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  1. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

  2. Woman rudely interrupts Army Officer during comfort break in an insubordinate manner . Physically chastised, she makes up story to sully the gentlemans name .

    No story here
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  3. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Assuming he told his CoC, I'm amazed he's still around to be honest.
  4. Joe Bloggs no story, Army Officer front page, copper gets tidy wedge for selling her non story. Parasite!
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  5. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Is this the right thread for a policeman's helmet joke?
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  6. "The officer suffered severe bruising and swelling to her cheek after the attack in the early hours of February 27, 2011"

    Rapid reaction or what?
  7. Yes, fire away
  8. He should have demanded her helmet/cap to piss in!! I'm sure I read somewhere theres an archaic law about that?
    I mean sullying our heroes names ffs what next?
  9. Yes because nobody in the Army (or outside it for that matter) has ever has a waz outside after one beer too many have they?
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  10. The point I was trying to make was that his excuses don't seem to add up.

    Having a cheeky python-siphon is one thing, but assaulting a police officer and pretending you felt threatened is another matter.
  11. Maybe so, but I have just noticed that he is called 'Dale' which is arguably a worse crime than his behaviour on the night in question!
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