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'Army' on standby for no deal Brexit emergency

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You're f*cked when the electric goes. Frozen products are the sort of investment that loses you 20% of your portfolio. Ask @Higgs_bosun .

Canned food and shotguns. That's where the sensible money is.

I've got solar panels for power and light, and a nice gene for power. So I'm sorted. I'll just stole up the log burner. Back in a mo.

And a tin opener
 
And a tin opener
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You're f*cked when the electric goes. Frozen products are the sort of investment that loses you 20% of your portfolio. Ask @Higgs_bosun .

Canned food and shotguns. That's where the sensible money is.

I've got solar panels for power and light, and a nice gene for power. So I'm sorted. I'll just stole up the log burner. Back in a mo.

And a cross bow. Thank god for Trago mills
 
You're f*cked when the electric goes. Frozen products are the sort of investment that loses you 20% of your portfolio. Ask @Higgs_bosun .

Canned food and shotguns. That's where the sensible money is.

I've got solar panels for power and light, and a nice gene for power. So I'm sorted. I'll just stole up the log burner. Back in a mo.

Why will the electric go? Is Brussels going to disestablish electromagnetic induction to prevent the UK from generating electricity?

Whatever next? Perhaps they intend to disestablish gravity, or prevent British citizens from accessing sunlight?
 
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Why will the electric go? Is Brussels going to disestablish electromagnetic induction to prevent the UK from generating electricity?

Whatever next? Perhaps they intend to disestablish gravity, or prevent British citizens from accessing sunlight?

are you Project YEAR's muse?
 
Que?

Am I the only one fed up of the alarmist drivel being drip fed by the diehard supporters of an undemocratic anti liberal institution run by failed politicians?
 
Que?

Am I the only one fed up of the alarmist drivel being drip fed by the diehard supporters of an undemocratic anti liberal institution run by failed politicians?
If you are under 55 and served, you are classed as a reserved now, so when WW3 breaks out on 1st April you will be less bored
 
If you are under 55 and served, you are classed as a reserved now, so when WW3 breaks out on 1st April you will be less bored

Most veterans I served with are now deaf with knackered knees and a BMI of over 30.
I’m hoping that they will work their way though the youngsters first.
 
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