Army Officers Get Viagra

[Pasty Boy]

From The Scum: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005310076,00.html

SENIOR Army officers are being given free Viagra to ensure they stand to attention between the sheets.

Military medics reckon the “operational effectiveness” of top brass is boo-sted by a satisfying sex life.



Rank has it's privileges!

 

[Radical_Dreamer]

That's way too scary to even be true

Hahahah, it's hilarious though

 

[lawstudent]

 

[Radical_Dreamer]

Out of curiousity, who would the senior army commanders be in this case? I mean would they consider it by age or rank?

 

[Donny]

Out of curiousity, who would the senior army commanders be in this case? I mean would they consider it by age or rank?

Based on their past coverage of stories with an army connection, particularly if there's a hint of scandal, that will be lance-jacks and above.

 

[Good CO]

Interesting that we are led by people with sexual health issues (ie impotency). I guess that high rank is to a certain extent acheived though a lot of work, often at the expense of 'normal life'. It's quite obvious then that our sexually impotent leaders were given a career boost by escaping from the house because of inability to service the other half, and wandering in to work to do a bit of alternative thrusting.

Leading on from that, is seems likely that the use of Viagra will have a detrimental effect on the work of the mighty, and a good number of impotent thrusters out there put their career at risk by even thinking about taking viagra.

As an aside, all sorts of historical leaders were rumoured to be gay. So the UK would seem to have an army of studly GFs led by impotent gays.

Logical when you think about it.

 

[ducati916]

The Scum does come up with some hilarious stories, always keep a copy next to the bog in case I run out of decent paper.

 

[RTFQ]

I know the stick I'm going to get for knowing this, just accept that I know a pharmacist, alright?

Viagra is available to anyone in the Forces. Well, the blokes anyway. It was certainly being issued out to many different ranks at a BFG camp I know. I was trying to find out who it was going out to but there's this hippopotamus oath that stopped her telling me.

And in anticipation of all the obvious repostes: YAWN

 

[Rajaz]

I've got some Viagra going spare, free to deserving causes.
My Dad gave me it because he couldn't use it.

He said he was medically important.

Not sure how this works, but its in 50mg and 100mg doses.

I suppose that means 50mg for the little pricks and 100mg
for the big pricks.

PS. Why does Viagra's official name SILDENAFIL sound like a
BFPO in Germany?

 

[Biscuits_AB]

Interesting that we are led by people with sexual health issues (ie impotency). I guess that high rank is to a certain extent acheived though a lot of work, often at the expense of 'normal life'. It's quite obvious then that our sexually impotent leaders were given a career boost by escaping from the house because of inability to service the other half, and wandering in to work to do a bit of alternative thrusting.

Leading on from that, is seems likely that the use of Viagra will have a detrimental effect on the work of the mighty, and a good number of impotent thrusters out there put their career at risk by even thinking about taking viagra.

As an aside, all sorts of historical leaders were rumoured to be gay. So the UK would seem to have an army of studly GFs led by impotent gays.

Logical when you think about it.

I thought that they preferred little boys?

 

[Listy]

Ok my mind has thrown up the Question:

"what happens if you do give Viagra to a Female?"

Are we talking massive nipple erection? Does it turn her into a raveing nyphomaniac or what?

 

[reassuringly_badgers]

Ok my mind has thrown up the Question:

"what happens if you do give Viagra to a Female?"

Are we talking massive nipple erection? Does it turn her into a raveing nyphomaniac or what?

We fed viagra to a cow [the bovine sort not the bitchy human] and she seemed perfectly normal right up until she started charging the other quietly cud-chewing milk-factories...