Army nicknames

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  1. I am writing a novel where one of the main characters was recently in the infantry.

    I used to be in the TA long ago, so know that every bit of army equipment has one or more nicknames. For example we used to call the GPMG the gympy and I assume it is the same today. Can anybody tell me what the lads call the following:

    SA80
    GMG
    .50 calibre machine gun
    LASM
    L115 and L129 sniper rifles

    Thanks for your help.
     
  2. This will end in tears.
     
  3. "Gun?"
     

  4. Pain in the Harris to carry!
     
  5. I called one of our LSW cnut when I couldnt get the SUSAT on ....
     
  6. We call the GPMG "The General"

    the rest are self explanatory.
     
  7. I can assure you it won't be long before you get called a cunt.

    EDIT: WHOOPS! Sorry. Didn't mean to swear in Current Affairs. :oops:
     
  8. We used to call the 50 cal 'Our Little Spunktrumpet'. Make sure you put that in your book. It's spelt S.P.U.N.K.T.R.U.M.P.E.T
     
  9. "....and pick up your boondook...you dozy welshman!" (Sgt. with muscles, Zulu.)
     
  10. Gun (s) or shooty bang sticks
     
  11. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Army nicknames:

    mmmmmmmmmm
    Well there was Smith we called him Smudge.
    Miller was Dusty
    Webb was Spider.
    Was talking to 'Max' Bygraves yesterday.
    I'm sure you get the drift. :D

    No need to offer royalties, I was glad to assist. :D