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  1. WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE CAPTURED SAILORS

    (To the tune of "What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?")

    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    What shall we do with the captured sailors?
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    OOh'ray and Faye is gopping,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Take away his ipod and make him blubber,
    Earl-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Put him in a suit and make him smile,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Give 'em forty grand and hear them snivel,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Give him an alcopop and watch him dribble,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Send the ugly bint right back to Tehran,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Put them on telly smoking ciggies,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Sell his story and make him millions,
    Ear-lye in the morning.

    Chorus

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    WE WERE CAPTURED

    (To the tune of "We are Sailing.")

    We were captured,
    We were crying,
    On the telly,
    On the news.

    We are w*****s,
    'Cos we coughed up,
    To the rag heads,
    In Iran.

    We surrendered,
    We surrendered,
    To the rag head,
    With a gun.

    We are w*****s,
    'Cos we coughed up,
    To the rag heads,
    In Iran.