Army medical questions/What to try and get into within the army?

#1
Hi there

I have recently dropped out of uni after two weeks as it did not feel right spending money I have not made yet and I did not like the student lifestyle in general. I was wondering if Gilbert's Syndrome rules you out of army selection and I have previously had one or two panic attacks at tough stages in my life although this is not a long term problem and I have never had depression.

I am kind of lost in life after dropping out of uni, after successful A level results and was wondering what is army life like and what positions are good to go for?

Many thanks
 
#5
A good friend of mine successfully applied to join the navy despite suffering from Gilbert and Sullivan's disease. He's currently serving on HMS Pinafore.
 
#7
P.s. Wtf is gilberts syndrome? Are you Stephen hawking? Ffs
Also known as:
Familial benign unconjugated hyperbilirubinaemia
Constitutional liver dysfunction
Familial non-hemolytic non-obstructive jaundice
Icterus intermittens juvenilis
Low-grade chronic hyperbilirubinemia
Unconjugated benign bilirubinemia

Don't you know anything?
 
#8
Also known as:
Familial benign unconjugated hyperbilirubinaemia
Constitutional liver dysfunction
Familial non-hemolytic non-obstructive jaundice
Icterus intermittens juvenilis
Low-grade chronic hyperbilirubinemia
Unconjugated benign bilirubinemia

Don't you know anything?
No, as I did not even get your answer.
Using phrases like 'hyperbilirubinemia' get a grip man!
 
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#9
Also known as:
Familial benign unconjugated hyperbilirubinaemia
Constitutional liver dysfunction
Familial non-hemolytic non-obstructive jaundice
Icterus intermittens juvenilis
Low-grade chronic hyperbilirubinemia
Unconjugated benign bilirubinemia

Don't you know anything?
You are doctor nick riviera from the simpsons and I claim my stolen script pad.
 
#10
Hi there.

Hi back at ya!

I have recently dropped out of uni after two weeks as it did not feel right spending money I have not made yet

2 fecking weeks? Jeez-us-fecking crap on a Chrismas tree, I wouldn't have lasted 2 days, so fair play to you.

and I did not like the student lifestyle in general.

Nor me. Fecking scrounging loafers.

I am kind of lost in life

Join my gang, Ive got some old maps.

and was wondering what is army life like

You get to travel abroad, learn new cultures and languages, meet interesting people, and then kill them.

and what positions are good to go for?

Doggy fashion is my favourite, but don't dismiss some of the others.

Many thanks

You're welcome
I wouldn't worry too much about being a sickly, jaundiced, young unemployed, failed student wankstick though. Napoleon Boneparte had GS, (bit of a factoid there fans.) and he was in the Army. In fact he did quite well for a while. I think he made Sergeant, and he travelled a lot. Waterloo, Moscow (nearly) and the delightful island of Elbe.

So yeah, go for it, and if you start turning yellow due to the pressure of the BARB test, put a lampshade on your head and pretend you're Chinese.
 
#11
A disease that made him go green would be cool. The enemy would think "**** me, that bloke's turning into the ******* Hulk" and piss off.
 

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