Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Robbeaus, Sep 29, 2011.
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Whats the second most dangerous thing in the British army?
an officer with a map
& the most dangerous?
Two officers sharing the same map
Can we have a 'fuck off you dull humourless cunt' button. We need one
Who is the most tedious twat on Arrse?
some right idiots kicking about
Thanks for your input. You can further your career in comedy by drinking paraquat and posting the video on YouTube.
Bloody hell mate.........That's the best joke I've ever heard.
Ooooooooooh, some touchy sensitive buggers here then
Third most dangerous thing
An officer with an order
Paton love the Avatar, swap your Sister for it did you [if you wuz, you'd get the joke]
Same officer with the order determined to carry it out, assisted by the two lemons with the map
Yes indeed, a dashing young gentleman snapping his fingers at a servile waiter whilst entertaining his latest squeeze.
"Oi! Giovanni, large G&T'"
Where do you get these screamers from, Dad's Army?
Be nice, he's probably 12 years old.
5th or 6th
Officer with ambition
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