Army Joke

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Robbeaus, Sep 29, 2011.

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  2. Whats the second most dangerous thing in the British army?
    an officer with a map
    & the most dangerous?
    Two officers sharing the same map:)
  3. Can we have a 'fuck off you dull humourless cunt' button. We need one
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  4. Who is the most tedious twat on Arrse?

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  5. some right idiots kicking about
  6. Thanks for your input. You can further your career in comedy by drinking paraquat and posting the video on YouTube.
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  7. Bloody hell mate.........That's the best joke I've ever heard.

    You Knob!:nod:
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

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  9. Ooooooooooh, some touchy sensitive buggers here then
    Third most dangerous thing
    An officer with an order
  10. Paton love the Avatar, swap your Sister for it did you [if you wuz, you'd get the joke]
  11. 4th
    Same officer with the order determined to carry it out, assisted by the two lemons with the map

  12. Yes indeed, a dashing young gentleman snapping his fingers at a servile waiter whilst entertaining his latest squeeze.

    "Oi! Giovanni, large G&T'"
  13. Where do you get these screamers from, Dad's Army?
  14. Be nice, he's probably 12 years old.
  15. 5th or 6th
    Officer with ambition