Army haircut

#1
Got a long overdue appointmet with the barber on Thursday to get my hair down to regulation length.

I've only had about 5 "professional" haircuts in my life and chose the cheapest guy, not the most experienced.

What should i be telling him to do? (eg. X on the sides and Y on the top) or what does it need to be?

Ultra short hair doesn't really suit me so i'm hoping to keep a reasonable amount but don't want to push the boundaries at all.

Cheers in advance. :D
 
#2
My Wah-Ometer is flickering slightly, but here does.

Short back and sides 2 at the side and 6-8 on the top should be fine. I opt ofr one and four cos I'm a cheap cnut and the hair cut lasts longer.
 
#3
Bob? Is that you?? Did RT1 with 3PWRR?
If it is, PM me mate

Edited to add, if it is who I think it is, LVH... No wah, its a friggin' afro... Of course, first thing we did was fit him with a kevvie and take pictures...
 
#4
I think a number 3 is the closest permissable haircut. But I can get away with a number 4. Just keep it straight and don't use gel or anything and it'll look shorter than it is.
 
#5
Gayest thread topic ... EVER. Army haircuts. Jesus.
 
#6
Dr_Evil said:
Gayest thread topic EVER. Army haircuts. Jesus.
Now "Gayest Ever Army Hair Cut" would be another thread.

Exibit A - the mini mullet, what the feck are they thinking!!!!!
 
#8
What's a "mini mullet"?

*switches on de-wah-ifyer*
 
#9
Considering I know at least... Eight... Maybe more TA soldiers with no.1's all over or even shaved shiny; I'd suggest that a no.3 being the minimum permissable is bollocks! ;)


Edit: forgot to mention the rampant homosexuality of this thread.
 
#13
charlie1989 said:
I chose the cheapest guy, not the most experienced.
Oh, isn't it always the way? Every time, I keep saying to myself - hold out for something better, Graham. But do I? No.

charlie1989 said:
What should i be telling him to do?
Looks blankly at the screen.

charlie1989 said:
i'm hoping to keep a reasonable amount but don't want to push the boundaries at all.
Face scrunches up.

Squeak!

Erm ... I'd just swallow your pride, Charlie, and get him to do his best.
 
#15
charlie1989 said:
Ultra short hair doesn't really suit me
What does suit you ducky? bleached hair, a cut-off muscle-tee showing off your pierced navel and a designer manbag?
 
#16
>
>Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.
>After the first day they met up in the bar...........
>
>"Ah, Pierre," asks one, " 'ow 'av you been doing?"
>
>"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day. Terrible! At
>Seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me
>out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
>
>"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
>
>"I weel tell you what 'appened!'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle
>Platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!".
>
>"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
>
>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five
>Feet. It is beneass my dignity."
>
>"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
>
>"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze
>Ground, and 'e said "Jump!".
>
>"And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
>
>"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my
>Dignity to jump ten feet."
>
>"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
>
>³Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze
>Parade ground. E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and
>'e
>said: "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm.".
>
>" "Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"
>
>"A leetle bit, at ze beginning."
>
 

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#17
Chuzu said:
Just get a rambo cut.
What so long you have to tie the fecker back to fight? :)
 
#19
LordVonHarley said:
Dr_Evil said:
Gayest thread topic EVER. Army haircuts. Jesus.
Now "Gayest Ever Army Hair Cut" would be another thread.

Exibit A - the mini mullet, what the feck are they thinking!!!!!
Platts & a pony tail always sat well with my badge man
 

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