"Army guys are losers" Says Biggest Tosser

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by bite_me957, Jan 16, 2007.

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  1. "my mate just had an msn bitchfest with a tosser she met over christmas.. he was wnak in bed so she avoided further contact.. he just saw her new msn pic and went loopy... here is the conversation, gave us both a good laugh! "

    Brighty says:
    you wiv him?
    mate says:
    ?
    Brighty says:
    u datin that guy in pic
    mate says:
    no, why?
    Brighty says:
    ummmm
    Brighty says:
    shagged him?
    Mate says:
    why u asking?
    Brighty says:
    curious
    mate says:
    not yet
    brighty says:
    was he an internet boy?
    mate says:
    he was a man, honey... only boys on here. Is that why you're so threatened by soldiers, and black men? scared people will see you're just a kid?
    Brighty says:
    threatened??
    Brighty says:
    yeh yeh... how bout this... lets see whos where in 3yrs time...
    Brighty says:
    you'll be a single mum on benefits...
    Brighty says:
    i'll have made it
    mate says:
    you truly are the biggest tosser i have ever met... however i wish you well in life.
    Brighty says:
    ur truly the biggest cum bucket i know
    Brighty says:
    one big whore
    mate says:
    lol
    mate says:
    bless you
    mate says says:
    you're funny
    Brighty says:
    bet ur glad ur mum aint here, she'd turn in her grave seeing u with a nigger
    mate says:
    still feel like a man?
    Brighty says:
    oh yeh
    mate says:
    cos you sound like a little kid
    Brighty says:
    truth often hurts
    mate says:
    you are the only person i have ever met with a problem with black men... says more about you than me
    Brighty says:
    cant believe ur shagging one
    mate says:
    listen... i never said i was shagging him... he's actually a mates boss. but its given me a hilarious few minutes chatting to you... thank you
    Brighty says:
    sure
    Brighty says:
    what girl fcuks on the first night
    mate says:
    to make it worse .... he's also in the army... your worst nightmare!!!
    Brighty says:
    i just think army guys r looser
    Brighty says:
    s
    Brighty says:
    not threatened
    mate says:
    ok
    mate says:
    just 'uncomfortable' then
    Brighty says:
    hey - i liked u
    Brighty says:
    a lot - u know that
    mate says:
    even though i'm a slag who puts out on the first date?
    Brighty says:
    guess im fcuked off
    Brighty says:
    ur in him
    mate says:
    like i said... i'm not seeing him
    mate says:
    he's a mates boss, we were out drinking with him last week. he's in the army.
    mate says:
    however, this has all made me see what you are really like.
    Brighty says:
    makes no difference
    Brighty says:
    u made ur mind up xmas eve
    mate says:
    at least i know what you really thought of me... thank you.
    mate says:
    tosser.
     
  2. Give me his MSN!!
     
  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

  4. And the moral of the story is????
     
  5. Good OPSEC, how "mate" turns into "Lynda"....
     
  6. What a fecking shi t thread!
     
  7. so does lynda put out on the first date :D
    Yes this will end in the hole im sure.
    Yes that blokes a dick.
     
  8. made me smile, thats all, thought i'd pass it on. If every single feckin post on here had to be relevant, or have a meaning, they would have deleted most of yours by now.....
     
  9. :sleepy:
     
  10. to the hole.........
     
  11. seconded
     
  12. great.... life is too god darn short for drivel like this... to the hole please mods
     
  13. Summed up quite aptly methinks!