"Army guys are losers" Says Biggest Tosser

#1
"my mate just had an msn bitchfest with a tosser she met over christmas.. he was wnak in bed so she avoided further contact.. he just saw her new msn pic and went loopy... here is the conversation, gave us both a good laugh! "

Brighty says:
you wiv him?
mate says:
?
Brighty says:
u datin that guy in pic
mate says:
no, why?
Brighty says:
ummmm
Brighty says:
shagged him?
Mate says:
why u asking?
Brighty says:
curious
mate says:
not yet
brighty says:
was he an internet boy?
mate says:
he was a man, honey... only boys on here. Is that why you're so threatened by soldiers, and black men? scared people will see you're just a kid?
Brighty says:
threatened??
Brighty says:
yeh yeh... how bout this... lets see whos where in 3yrs time...
Brighty says:
you'll be a single mum on benefits...
Brighty says:
i'll have made it
mate says:
you truly are the biggest tosser i have ever met... however i wish you well in life.
Brighty says:
ur truly the biggest cum bucket i know
Brighty says:
one big whore
mate says:
lol
mate says:
bless you
mate says says:
you're funny
Brighty says:
bet ur glad ur mum aint here, she'd turn in her grave seeing u with a nigger
mate says:
still feel like a man?
Brighty says:
oh yeh
mate says:
cos you sound like a little kid
Brighty says:
truth often hurts
mate says:
you are the only person i have ever met with a problem with black men... says more about you than me
Brighty says:
cant believe ur shagging one
mate says:
listen... i never said i was shagging him... he's actually a mates boss. but its given me a hilarious few minutes chatting to you... thank you
Brighty says:
sure
Brighty says:
what girl fcuks on the first night
mate says:
to make it worse .... he's also in the army... your worst nightmare!!!
Brighty says:
i just think army guys r looser
Brighty says:
s
Brighty says:
not threatened
mate says:
ok
mate says:
just 'uncomfortable' then
Brighty says:
hey - i liked u
Brighty says:
a lot - u know that
mate says:
even though i'm a slag who puts out on the first date?
Brighty says:
guess im fcuked off
Brighty says:
ur in him
mate says:
like i said... i'm not seeing him
mate says:
he's a mates boss, we were out drinking with him last week. he's in the army.
mate says:
however, this has all made me see what you are really like.
Brighty says:
makes no difference
Brighty says:
u made ur mind up xmas eve
mate says:
at least i know what you really thought of me... thank you.
mate says:
tosser.
 
#6
Good OPSEC, how "mate" turns into "Lynda"....
 
#9
made me smile, thats all, thought i'd pass it on. If every single feckin post on here had to be relevant, or have a meaning, they would have deleted most of yours by now.....
 
#13
great.... life is too god darn short for drivel like this... to the hole please mods
 

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