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Army Funded Operations

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squirt

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#1
I've heard about people that have had operations such as breast enlargements and nose jobs and had them paid for by the Army. I take it this is because they have been "depressed" with their appearance and that's how they got around paying for the operations...

I'm a bit interested in this, as I've recently, not yet confirmed , broken my nose, due to being on the regimental boxing team! 8O Considering getting a nose job if I can...

Has anyone got any ideas about this?

Thanks for your help!
 
#2
squirt said:
I've heard about people that have had operations such as breast enlargements and nose jobs and had them paid for by the Army. I take it this is because they have been "depressed" with their appearance and that's how they got around paying for the operations...

I'm a bit interested in this, as I've recently, not yet confirmed , broken my nose, due to being on the regimental boxing team! 8O Considering getting a nose job if I can...

Has anyone got any ideas about this?

Thanks for your help!
If you don't buy a t-shirt, me and BBC will sort your nose out for you.
 
#3
squirt said:
I've heard about people that have had operations such as breast enlargements and nose jobs and had them paid for by the Army. I take it this is because they have been "depressed" with their appearance and that's how they got around paying for the operations...

I'm a bit interested in this, as I've recently, not yet confirmed , broken my nose, due to being on the regimental boxing team! 8O Considering getting a nose job if I can...

Has anyone got any ideas about this?

Thanks for your help!
Unlikely they'll let you have both so go for the boob job instead - it's a higher priced op and much better value for free :roll: .
 
#5
Dale the snail said:
Little Jack H said:
Unlikely they'll let you have both so go for the boob job instead - it's a higher priced op and much better value for free :roll: .
I am quite happy with the size of BBC's knockers :wink:
Knockers? Plural? You mean she's got one on the back door too? Take it that one's for the servants :? :wink: :? :D :?
 
#7
Why didn't you put this in the Medic thread? Mind, you'd have gotten the same abuse though but from a more refined clintele :wink:

Seriously, if it is caused by boxing for the army/services. You should be able to get it done by a military surgeon. But hurry, they may have all decided to piss of and leave this farce of an army :wink:
 

X-Inf

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#10
Mr_C_Hinecap said:
Did anyone order you into the ring to get battered?

Probably not. Self inflicted perhaps?
You have got to be kidding me. People don't volunteer for the Regimental Boxing Team (unless they are mental) people are volunteered by the CSM. What a sheltered life you have had.
 
#11
X-Inf said:
Mr_C_Hinecap said:
Did anyone order you into the ring to get battered?

Probably not. Self inflicted perhaps?
You have got to be kidding me. People don't volunteer for the Regimental Boxing Team (unless they are mental) people are volunteered by the CSM. What a sheltered life you have had.
I think he means 'getting battered about the ring' also known as uphill gardening and lifting of shirts 8O Then again, I could be wrong :oops:
 
#12
in T shirts Little Jack Horner said:
Do you really want a site where every post on the front page tells you to BUY A SHIRT?
But many of you DIDN'T buy, DID YOU?
So, here's the site you wanted....


And LJH prepared to get kicked for spamming the threads......


But that's worth it to me if just ONE more of you BUYS A SHIRT TODAY and helps send the pilots back next year.

Come on, last day and my last post on this (I promise), so just do it. In a month you'll have forgotten the 20 quid. They'll never forget.

Please. Just a PM to BBC
 
#13
scalieback said:
X-Inf said:
Mr_C_Hinecap said:
Did anyone order you into the ring to get battered?

Probably not. Self inflicted perhaps?
You have got to be kidding me. People don't volunteer for the Regimental Boxing Team (unless they are mental) people are volunteered by the CSM. What a sheltered life you have had.
I think he means 'getting battered about the ring' also known as uphill gardening and lifting of shirts 8O Then again, I could be wrong :oops:
Then its not the nose, but ,the ring that needs fixing :wink:
 
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squirt

Guest
#14
Did anyone order you into the ring to get battered?

Probably not. Self inflicted perhaps?
Hmmm, alright, I do accept that maybe it's my own fault for doing the boxing in the first place, but still... Hey, it's an excuse to knock the sh*t out of someone without getting into trouble! My nose seems a high price to pay though.... :(
 

X-Inf

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#15
squirt said:
Did anyone order you into the ring to get battered?

Probably not. Self inflicted perhaps?
Hmmm, alright, I do accept that maybe it's my own fault for doing the boxing in the first place, but still... Hey, it's an excuse to knock the sh*t out of someone without getting into trouble! My nose seems a high price to pay though.... :(
Mr C Hinecap - I apologise - the guy is MENTAL.
 

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