Mmmmm well since there are probably only 7 or 8 of them .....
I mean is this the best that MOD A can do?
Only the other day we had a warship arriving back from a trip around the known universe (just before being scrapped, probably), and before that was a warship using - whats it called? - courageous restraint in allowing pirates to fight another day (just before being scrapped, probably) and then there was the Sailor reported as guarding the whole British contingent in the ME.
Then we had the airforce firing several missiles.
And the best the army can report is that it is educating some Gurkhas.
May we now please have reports from the MOD (A) about the 5 year autumn leaf clearing plan from Hohne Garrison? Together with heartwarming stories of Gunner Snooks and his two broom, two bin, leaf sweeping apparatus.