Army could be needed in UK prisons

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by ExREME..TECH, Aug 2, 2017.

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  1. Preferably involving being dipped in bread crumbs, lowered into a vat of boiling oil for a second or two, then noshed down by a sty full of pigs.
  2. .......or bleeding to death after accidentally scratching his hemorrhoids with his hook.
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  3. It will have to be with his plastic spoon now... he’s in prison in the US.

    No hooks, special custom built cell with special mod cons, along with all the benefits he and his family have been claiming for years.

    That’s reserved for our softly softly prison system.

    The purposes of prison are... retribution, incapacitation, deterrence and rehabilitation.
    These have to a degree in our prison system become unbalanced, with what should be the tail, now wagging the dog.
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  4. Le_addeur_noir

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    In Britain?. Have you taken leave of your senses?.

    No self respecting British government department could possibly ever display initiave of that nature. It would show everyone else up.
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