Army Cooks are the Best

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  1. Well that's what the financial head of the Mem Sahib's organisation thinks anyway. Therefore she's asked me if I know any ex-ACC slop jockeys who might be interested in a temporary position to cover illness with the strong possibility of a permanent job.
    The job involves catering for cookhouse numbers on a daily basis as well as event catering on an ad hoc basis so the chance to practice the whole range of culinary skills as part of a team.
    The first mention of this was only late yesterday afternoon so I don't have a full job description yet but anyone with suitable quals can pm me and I'll get you the full SP.

    PS: The downside - Job's based in Hull - part war zone; part sexual Disneyland.
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Worst WAH I have seen in ages.
  3. Says a combat HR specialist ^^
  4. Not a wah, quite genuine attempt to offer work to one of our own.

  5. There was a report on Look North this morning saying the number of sex workers in Hull had decreased by 50% in the last year. It's hard to be a professional in a City of so many willing amateurs.
  6. .......and breathe.
  7. It may be a coincedence but the Welsh for hideous is Hyll. :)
  8. Your wife's organisation should think about appointing a scrap yard to collect and dispose of the empty tins. Should be worth a few pennies.

    And warn off Westlers that they'll need to increase production of their "Sausages in Lard".
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I thought it was Rhyl!
  10. No, that's the Welsh for inbred scouser.
  11. Top night out though place called Ellis' just off the front, it's like a Star Wars Canteena in there, worth going for the sheer comedy value of munters with very high opinions of themselves.
  12. Look North from Hull and all you see is the Wolds but they are a sight worth seeing. I don't really watch LN but the Mem Sahib has it on in the morning. I'm feeling quite copacetic this morning and life is too short to get that worked up!
  13. The one cookhouse run by Army Slops in Afghanistan(Near the Hosp in Bastion) is the worst in theatre by a country mile-The contract run cookhouses are far far better.
    Army slops have had there day- The fat gobby fu**ers have been replaced by Skilled Sri Lankans who dont specialise in "one choice only"

  14. I have to admit, that's the bit which caught my eye as well.