Heres some great news for squaddies that want to wear the coveted Green Beret but cant be arsed earning it Here's what you need 1. One Pen. 2. An AFG8614 Stores Pad. 3. Tape Measure. 4. Fax Machine (or access to one will be fine). 5. An oppo to fill in the pad and measure your head with the tape. Step One Get oppo to measure your napper with tape measure. Step Two Get oppo to fill in AFG8416 pad with stores number 8430-99-1302166 Beret EA QTY 1 (oppo preferebly Marine/Sailor/Airman or other non illiterate cnut :-squaddies need not apply) Step Three Take form AFG8614 and fax to military code 9352 484343 remembering to put your postal address on the form Step Four Await 3 days for Beret to arrive, book a sh@tload of leave, telling oppos your off to do the All Arms Commando Course. Step Five Sit at home on leave watching Jeremy Kyle & reading Combat & Survival Step Six Return to work wearing coveted green lid with pride and confuse your oppo's with your extra bellys and double chins from sofa circuits.