Army Chefs Upset

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Joker62, Jul 19, 2013.

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  1. Fuck em! One post each you cunts!
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  2. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    It wasn't me.

    It was a big boy, who ran away. Honest.

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Life should mean life, no matter how you kill people.
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  4. I'm amazed you lot call your bait layers "chefs".
  5. Have they tasted their own food? Most military chefs I met were really fit and healthy... most civi chefs were not - they enjoyed their own food... and the lesson?
  6. Don't grow up to be a bitter and twisted TA RMP with suicidal tendencies?

    Also not forgetting the fact that military chefs have to attend PT sessions, civvie chefs don't!
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  7. I'm ashamed to say it, but I've had a kicking off an army chef; big fucking gimp he was too.

    They've no sense of humour.
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  8. Oi!

    Friday night?

    Humour failure or what?

    Now then, that recipe for perfect happiness was once more?
  9. Do unto others as they do unto you, but with a tad more vigour!
  10. Do unto others what you don't like done to yourself, but do it first!
  11. I got a slap from a rather famous RM Chef (should be notorious), I took it in good sorts as he was a Corps Boxing coach as well and settled culinary debates robustly. :)
    As for the Army chefs being vexed, did they burn the water again.
  12. Surely you mean...
  13. I think we should leave the poor people out of it for one I like the food I get at work that much I eat out s I just get it on really important days like Xmas and birthday NOT....
  14. Too right my man.

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