Army, be the best

Discussion in 'Weapons, Equipment & Rations' started by monkey104, Dec 13, 2007.

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  1. OK! Not sure if I am in the right place and, I expect some sarcastic comments but here goes... my woolly hat of many years has done a bunk (I suspect my rotty has buried it in the garden) and would like to buy one of those 'Army, be the best' woolly hats. Does anyone know where I could obtain one?
    Thanks in advance
    AJ
     
  2. Why do you want one of those?

    I have one, but you'd have to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...


    ...A HERRING!!!
     
  3. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Couldnt he just say ni instead?
     
  4. No, it was either the herring or find me a shrubbery
     
  5. They are just free-bees anyway...go to your nearest recruiting office.
     
  6. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    Harsh, i say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm to you.
     
  7. That will be a no then??
     
  8. Can you buy that *Be the Best* kit anywhere?
     
  9. It!
     
  10. STOP SAYING THE WORD!
     
  11. And then get me another shrubbery, and put it beside the first one, but a little lower to give a split-level effect, with a little path running between them ...a path! A path!