Army Bails Out Sperm Bank

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by MOD_Oracle, Dec 19, 2005.

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  1. cpunk

    cpunk LE Moderator

    On first view, this struck me as a MACC task too far. Before I looked at the link I was thinking buckets and, possibly, Green Goddesses with the pumps going full blast. Yechh.
  2. 'The Boys From Brazil', anyone?
  3. So we going to get issue test tube when we are on Stag then?
  4. Does that mean Austrians think were a bunch of w*nkers
  5. I like to think of mydelf as a 'bone' donor although I only lend!
  6. Could improve the smell in some of the sangers...the heaters may need servicing less often!
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "The response was sensational" never heard it called that before!
  8. Reminds me of a line from Blackadder -

    "Who was your father, Baldrick?"

    "Some soldiers."
  9. There were plenty of free samples left on the radio mouth piece, the telephone handset, the eye pieces of the binoculars, door handles, just about anywhere the next bloke would get hold off, in the towers whilst on Nuclear Site guard back in the eighties in Germany!

    After hours in the QRF room watching non stop porn, two hours alone in the towers watching the bunnies shagging, you got bored!!
  10. When you want "can-do," think of the British Army! :D
  11. Having a bash for your Queen'n'country must be worth at least a mention on your CR. :lol: :lol:
  12. They were told that it was a laundry that specialised in the cleaning of tube socks.
  13. i already had a head start on you chaps, i have already contributed as a sperm donor, my magnificent DNA to the Gene pools of a single women needing/wanting babies.
    i only gave it up when i got pestered too many time to "make a donation" that i had no sperm for anybody else ! lol
  14. Perhaps this could be taken further and the spermatoza could be delivered 'on target' by the doners! - short, controlled bursts lads!