Armourers in the Army Air Corps

#4
verticalgyro said:
The armourer at an AAC Regt should also have the largest stock of pornography, at least 7 times larger than the bowser mongs shack.
And a good set of hiking boots. Particularly useful if another Apache barrel falls off and you have to troll across Otterburn (or wherever) to find it.
 
#5
Whilst possibly (though doubtful IMHO) larger in quantity, a Recce Mech's porn stash will no doubt be let down in the area of quality. Too many decade-old Razzles with spaff glued pages do not a porn library make. On the other hand, an average armourer's grot collection (either digital or hardcopy(fnarr)) will be a true voyage of degradation, covering domination, scat, bestiality, **** lesbo dwarves (useful for Warhammer apparently), and donkey punch snuff. All correctly categorised and housed in a Thomas bin.
 
#6
Top summary Themanwho, I can remember both Rec Mechs and Armrs that fit into those very stereotypical categories!
 
#7
I spent 3 years fixing 4 Regts weapons. The GPMG L112A1 ARD derivative and buffer assembly mainly for the Lynx. When the Apache started to sneek in the Chain guns came in thick and fast. They hardly ever used their small arms (Rifles,LSW's,and pistols). Good 3 years though all the same.

Regards
The DOC
 
#9
Themanwho said:
Whilst possibly (though doubtful IMHO) larger in quantity, a Recce Mech's porn stash will no doubt be let down in the area of quality. Too many decade-old Razzles with spaff glued pages do not a porn library make. On the other hand, an average armourer's grot collection (either digital or hardcopy(fnarr)) will be a true voyage of degradation, covering domination, scat, bestiality, **** lesbo dwarves (useful for Warhammer apparently), and donkey punch snuff. All correctly categorised and housed in a Thomas bin.
Only ONE Thomas bin? Surely at least a 6' x 3' metal cabinet, filled with correctly (cross) referenced training material, properly secured (of course) when not supervised by said Technician. :)
 

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