Delta Force used to be a giggle. One of the few times I went on line with it, I went into a game called 'serious snipers only'. There was only 3 people in the game and it had been running for about 2 hours with no kills!
The long and the short of it was that these tools had been schnirgling for this time doing nothing but 'watching' with lots of baiting on the instant chat. One of the 'gods' of the game had been larging it saying how he was the best and would take everybody out (turned out he was a 17 year old spotty faced geek in the national guard). Well, i clocked him fairly easily and boxed round him (as he was still giving it the 'Im feeking God routine), crept up behind him, slit his throat and dropped a grenade in his crevice then left calling him a c ock. Made me larf anyway!
Talking of cheating, I remember some wag on Delta force advising some nig in a multi player game of a 'top cheat'. He said on instant chat "press ctl-alt F2, look down then stand still". Nig tried it and it was the command to 'load phos grenade, pull pin, drop on feet'. Nig burned in a Nikki Lauder style. Tops.
Ok, this is all very sad and you should all go out and meet real girls!! Geeks!