armoured engr poems

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by HEART_STOPPER, Jan 29, 2008.

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  1. Does anyone have any
    We have a guy leaving and Ive been asked to have a look for some poems (sarcastic and pi** taking ones obviously) however as hes an armd farmer do any of you lot have any

    PS Dont bother with the futures bright the futures armd either :roll: :wink:

    cheers HS
  2. there was a song once...."we are the 26 armd....we are a fooking shower" and it went on about rolling down the autobahn at 30 miles an hour etc etc...but not sure if anyone would still have the words.. :?
  3. We are the 26 armoured, we are a fookin shower.
    Rolling down the autobahn, 20 miles an hour
    We are the 26 armoured, we are a fookin shower.
    We cant change up and we cant change down,
    some fookers put the gearbox in upside down.

    Verse 1, thats all i remember!

  4. Who ate all the pies?
    Who ate all the pies?
    You fat b@stards you fat b@stards!
    Who ate all the pies?

    I'll get me coat :wink:
  5. winner. :D :D :D :D
  6. How about "SQUADRON PI55 ON ME FACE"
  7. Track bashing's feckin' smashing
    keeping us a going..

    But look at all the fieldy troops,
    G10 heaters all a glowin'..

    But track bashing's feckin smashing
    Keeps us hot to trot

    Mud and sweat and blood and Tanks
    -Nothing better in life!

    Hmm but if I were a field mouse..
    I'd be at home with me wife...

    ..But track bashing's feckin smashing...
    Keepin' us ag....

    Oh who the fek am I kidding!!! :frustrated:

    Words may need alteration slightly.. that was off memory from a bit of graffiti about 12 years ago in the back of a 432
  8. Aye, but most of us where a fooking shower.