Saw this joke on the Armoured Engineer website and thought i'd share it with all you other sappers. Three Sappers were on their way to Heaven when they met God sitting on his chair. God said âWhat did you do in the Royal Engineersâ? The first Sapper replied âI am a Field Engineer, I built bridges, repaired roads, rebuilt war damaged communities and I saw lots of active serviceâ. God said â Sit on my right young manâ. Next the second Sapper came in and God said âWhat have you doneâ? âGod, I am an Amphibious Engineer, I built floating bridges along with everything else the field Sapper has doneâ. God said âWould you like to sit on my leftâ. God looked at the last Sapper who was dirty and dripping with oil, and said to him, âWhat did you do?â The Sapper replied: âGod, I am an Armoured Engineer and I believe you are sitting in my seatâ.