Deep, deep joy..... Ever wondered what would happen if those pop-up bollards hit your car? Well, this policeman found out¿ | Mail Online Please, pleeeeese tell me the woman was driving. "Two armed police officers spent an excruciating two hours ignoring the laughs of passers-by in central Manchester today after smashing their £30,000 patrol car into a notorious set of rise-and-fall traffic bollards." I did use the search function, but I'm amazed others on this forum didn't spot it first.