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Armed n dangerous

A pikey walks into a gun shop, has a look round then walks up to the assistant and asks to buy a pistol. The assistant says ' Sorry, we don't sell guns to pikeys' ' What have you got against gypsies?' the offended caravan-dweller asks. ' Everything in the shop' comes the reply.

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