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Armed man in British Embassy.

#1
An armed man is in the compound of the British Embassy in Tel Aviv and is threatening to kill himself.

Israeli police have just arrived at the scene at the request of embassy staff.

the man was reportedly armed with a pistol, and was in the embassy's car park.

" Sovereign territory, shot the B****rd!!!! "
 
#2
Don't quite see the problem.

Contain him, allow him to kill himself and pop the remains out of the front gate for the dustbin men to take away. End of problem
 
#4
From what I read in Haaretz, he may be an Israeli arab seeking asylum.

They should tie him to a tree over the road from the embassy in Independence Park to await his punishment.
 
#9
Arik said:
From what I read in Haaretz, he may be an Israeli arab seeking asylum.

They should tie him to a tree over the road from the embassy in Independence Park to await his punishment.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/757249.html

A Palestinian from the West Bank city of Ramallah successfully infiltrated the British embassy parking lot in Tel Aviv on Thursday, and threatened to shoot himself if Great Britain did not grant him political asylum.
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Police officials said the man was apparently an informer for the Israeli security services who had encountered financial troubles and was seeking refuge in the United Kingdom.
Probably the Palestinians was aware about his cooperation with Israeli authorities. So he would be killed by Palestinian militants if he returns.

This outcome is the worst possible for the Israelis because it would be harder to find informers.

Suicide? Unlikely.

Asylum? Unlikely too. It could incourage many to follow this way.

The man I fancy will stay in Israel and we will forget about him soon.
 
#12
He's a former informer for the Israeli police / army, who's complaining that he has not been offered protection for his own countrymen.

Of course, such a thing would never happen here.
 
#13
He's still in the Embassy as at 1910GMT.

Apparantly he is demanding to be returned to Britain.

Not sure WTF is going on, but how is an Israeli Iinformer 'demanding' to be returned to Britain? Send in the boys and get this CNUT killed. ASAP.
 

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