Armed Forces Spacker Unit of the Year Trophy

#1
As Chief Dribbler to the Spacker Society you decide to show support to the Troops by inaugurating the ‘Spacker Unit of the Year’ Trophy for the most outstanding Spacker major or minor unit of the British Army, Royal Marines and RAF Regiment.

Unsure of where to get recommendations for said award you post this on the well known and often (mis)quoted website ARRSE and await the in-coming of nominations stating why a unit deserves such a prestigious award.

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#2
Surely, in keeping with the finest traditions of the service, the awards would be for a)Major Unit and b)Minor Unit? Perhaps wilkinson's could present the Wilkinson Dibbers of Peace; a finely crafted but physically safe item of mlarrer cutlery?

Another suitable sponsor might be Bristol-based balloon manufacturer, Cameron's? Or finally, the Cornet of Peace could be presented by Wall's.
 

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#3
This is a very tasteless and divisive thread, playing on the uncertainties, concerns and both physical and mental impediments of harmlesss, warm and loving people.
It will cause friction and discontent and possibly mass defections from our valuable fighting forces.
After all, who can possibly decide a winner when there are so many contestants?
And it should be a tri-service event, for let's not forget the valiant contributions our nave and air force have made in this field. In fact, the senior service leads at the moment, with it's various escapades that have made front page news.







I have no personal favourites for this, and would not dream of mentioning the Household Brigade!
 
#5
old_fat_and_hairy said:
This is a very tasteless and divisive thread, playing on the uncertainties, concerns and both physical and mental impediments of harmlesss, warm and loving people.
It will cause friction and discontent and possibly mass defections from our valuable fighting forces.
After all, who can possibly decide a winner when there are so many contestants?
And it should be a tri-service event, for let's not forget the valiant contributions our nave and air force have made in this field. In fact, the senior service leads at the moment, with it's various escapades that have made front page news.

Bad spelling OFAH - it should be defecations. Failing that a concerted, team effort f@rt :twisted:







I have no personal favourites for this, and would not dream of mentioning the Household Brigade!
 
#6
3 LSR have my major unit nomination. A bigger bunch of retards I have yet to meet. Most incidents involved Foden Drops, not looking where they were going and 2 spacker drivers.
 
#9
But I would hazard a guess even 9/12 can drive in a straight line?
 
#11
FaceLikeAPingPongBall said:
jakeball said:
9th 12th lancers, for allowing OPFOR snipers into BGHQ in BATUS! And because I dont like their heirachy very much!
Truely, in the world of the Spacker, 9/12 L lead the way....
Not quite! They have a recce screen provided by elements of 229 (Berlin) Signal Sqn. Wilmersdorf Tp.
 
#12
Fair enough. I'll think of some other mong major unit that may qualify later on. As far as minor unit's go, 19 Tk Tptr had a bunch of c0cks in the Mess. Bunch of uppity, boss-eyed trolls who had a clear problem walking and breathing simultaneously.
 
#14
What about them? 'Fess up! They need something on their citation.
 
#17
....any chance of widening the scope of this award to allow units such as Defence Media Ops in? Their performance to date is, much like the JPA team, almost guaranteed to get them short-listed.
 
#18
Counter-Bluffer-Ops said:
....any chance of widening the scope of this award to allow units such as Defence Media Ops in? Their performance to date is, much like the JPA team, almost guaranteed to get them short-listed.
Why not! Spackers are a generous bunch of faulty DNA sort of bods after all!
 
#19
Sorry for the poor wah attempt Fred. :wink:

Nobody, but nobody, could beat the JPA window lickers for their incredibly ham-fisted introduction of a new system unless we mention....

Typhoon/JSF - a white elephant
CVF - a navy pipedream
Bulldog - that was a fcuking joke
Mastiff - please don't ask. Or at least PM me.
 

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