Armed Forces primary mission to sell trainers

#1
This is what the Ministry of Defence want the Armed Forces to concentrate on. Forget fighting, dropping bombs etc - this is the future!

The RAF Cross Training Shoe!



Inspired by the Eurofighter, it will be overpriced, overdue and obsolete when introduced into service!

http://rafmuseum.org/london/eurofighter-trainers/index.cfm

The Army PT03 Training Shoe!

Developed with the input of Army PTIs it has a level of sadism and a vocabulary of obscenities unparalleled in the sports footwear market!



http://www.runnersworld.co.uk/news/article.asp?UAN=1656
 
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fozzy

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#2
MrPVRd said:
This is what the Ministry of Defence want the Armed Forces to concentrate on. Forget fighting, dropping bombs etc - this is the future!

The RAF Cross Training Shoe!



Inspired by the Eurofighter, it will be overpriced, overdue and obsolete when introduced into service!

http://rafmuseum.org/london/eurofighter-trainers/index.cfm

These April Fools get lamer! If it was the RAF, surely it would be cross-dressing shoe? Especially for Fast Jet aircrew
 
#3
Whats wrong with decent "Pumps"? :) After slinging my Home retention kit the other day, I found my to my surpise my trusted (polished and bulled Black) "Road slappers" issued in 1983. Thank fcuk I don't run anymore, I wouldn't know what to buy
 
#4
fozzy said:
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These April Fools get lamer! If it was the RAF, surely it would be cross-dressing shoe? Especially for Fast Jet aircrew
Sadly, not an april fools, this came out a couple of months ago. The raf also get these cool little blue daysacks (well, more like timmy-aged-ten's PE kit bag) with the RAF wings on. Nice
 
#5
The RAF Cross Training Shoe!
Thout it shouldbe the "RAF Cross-Dressing Shoe"?
 
#6
You can tell its a wind up and the pictures been doctored - there isn't two working Typoons in service yet!

And what are the RAF doing advertising trainers anyway - bunch of fatties that they are with no compulory PT and an assesment that requires them to get to level 5.2 on the beep test to be classified fit!!!!
 
#7
This is not a wind up; I posted the picture in good faith from the RAF Museum website and the item pre-dated April 1!
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#8
It has to be a wind up. Why would the RAF need a cross training shoe ? Most of thier trades involve lengthy periods of time sat on thier arrses.

Unless of course its for the first in the NAAFI queue race?
 
#9
I've heard of this new trainer, which I believe is being trialled by Gym Queens at Sennelager. A welcome replacement to the Silver shadow methinks.

CH
 
#11
of course it's a wind up , the only shoes RAF wear are grey slip ons , and the bloke hasn't got half mast crimpolene slacks on .

anyway , why would the RAF need trainers , it's like giving the signals weapons.

f*cking pointless. :D
 

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