Armed Forces "..not small enough"

Any of them who join this website will be short arrsers.
So a bit of a double whammy for them then.
 
Why dont we have a Royal Small Regiment.

I know these little people get a large chip on their shoulder about doing "able bodied" jobs but does anyone know of any dwarves serving in the forces?

If you put them on a Sub, it would be like a palace for the creepy little fookers.

If you assigned one per tank crew they could stow themselves in a corner and then once the real work is done they can pop out and cook, clean and "square away" before the next work.

You could even put one in a RPAS as an Autopilot incase the data link was scrambled or the computer wanted a break.

If we want to downsize the forces but keep a similar force, perhaps dwarves are the future?
I really hope it's sarcasm...
 
The Durhams had a Small Battalion, which was the same principle but a different name.

Anyone under 5 foot 6.
Truly 'light' infantry.

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War Hero
Each section would consist of seven men ;
Doc , section medic
Sneezy permanent biff chit sick
Grumpy section commander
Happy piss head
Sleepy idle git
Bashful general useless / clueless twat
Dopey as above and also usefull as does not notice being lemoned all the time by grumpy .
A typical but shorter inf sect.
 

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Each section would consist of seven men ;
Doc , section medic
Sneezy permanent biff chit sick
Grumpy section commander
Happy piss head
Sleepy idle git
Bashful general useless / clueless twat
Dopey as above and also usefull as does not notice being lemoned all the time by grumpy .
A typical but shorter inf sect.
Pretty much sums up every fcuking section i was part of!!
 
I think each Platoon had about 3 sections of them ...
Which member of the section were you ?
Snow White!


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