I really hope it's sarcasm...Why dont we have a Royal Small Regiment.
I know these little people get a large chip on their shoulder about doing "able bodied" jobs but does anyone know of any dwarves serving in the forces?
If you put them on a Sub, it would be like a palace for the creepy little fookers.
If you assigned one per tank crew they could stow themselves in a corner and then once the real work is done they can pop out and cook, clean and "square away" before the next work.
You could even put one in a RPAS as an Autopilot incase the data link was scrambled or the computer wanted a break.
If we want to downsize the forces but keep a similar force, perhaps dwarves are the future?
Pretty much sums up every fcuking section i was part of!!Each section would consist of seven men ;
Doc , section medic
Sneezy permanent biff chit sick
Grumpy section commander
Happy piss head
Sleepy idle git
Bashful general useless / clueless twat
Dopey as above and also usefull as does not notice being lemoned all the time by grumpy .
A typical but shorter inf sect.
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