Armed Forces "..not small enough"

Why dont we have a Royal Small Regiment.

I know these little people get a large chip on their shoulder about doing "able bodied" jobs but does anyone know of any dwarves serving in the forces?

If you put them on a Sub, it would be like a palace for the creepy little fookers.

If you assigned one per tank crew they could stow themselves in a corner and then once the real work is done they can pop out and cook, clean and "square away" before the next work.

You could even put one in a RPAS as an Autopilot incase the data link was scrambled or the computer wanted a break.

If we want to downsize the forces but keep a similar force, perhaps dwarves are the future?
 
Not forgetting they'd be useful if you ever need tunnel rats
 
Why dont we have a Royal Small Regiment.

I know these little people get a large chip on their shoulder about doing "able bodied" jobs but does anyone know of any dwarves serving in the forces?

If you put them on a Sub, it would be like a palace for the creepy little fookers.

If you assigned one per tank crew they could stow themselves in a corner and then once the real work is done they can pop out and cook, clean and "square away" before the next work.

You could even put one in a RPAS as an Autopilot incase the data link was scrambled or the computer wanted a break.

If we want to downsize the forces but keep a similar force, perhaps dwarves are the future?
Think the closest thing we ever had to that concept (practical, if sizist?!) was the Bantam Battalions?
 
Even Gurkhas have standards.....
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Though to generate truly effective and scary units, make sure the midgets have a touch of the red paintbrush/smell of foxes piss and come from broken homes
 
These small people, any of them identify as giants?
What percentage of them will be required to be part of the alphabetti-spaghetti bunch of perverted freaks crowd?
Got to be inclusive you know.
 
Even Gurkhas have standards.....
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Though to generate truly effective and scary units, make sure the midgets have a touch of the red paintbrush/smell of foxes piss and come from broken homes
Plus being so small the enemy will think they are far away.
 
Not forgetting they'd be useful if you ever need tunnel rats
If the rats** were big enough we could have a nice little* cavalry regiment.


*did you see what I did there?
**yes, I know that tunnel rats aren't actually rats.
 
Tuesday lunchtime - the new Friday night.
 
If the rats** were big enough we could have a nice little* cavalry regiment.


*did you see what I did there?
**yes, I know that tunnel rats aren't actually rats.
Or what about midget subs with actual midgets in them
 
You could feed them on midget gems.
 
Or what about midget subs with actual midgets in them
does that make midget subs for normal people, normal subs for midgets?
 
Think the closest thing we ever had to that concept (practical, if sizist?!) was the Bantam Battalions?
My Great grandad was a bantam. It was only when we got his service record which shows his battalion sub title as 2nd Bantams that the family mystery of how a Sheffield man under up in the Lancashire Fusileers was explained.
 

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Two Hobbits saved middle earth from Sauron & the hordes of Mordor - so don't be a 'Heightist" - you "Heightist" twat!

Small people need loving too.....ask a midget!
 
Two Hobbits saved middle earth from Sauron & the hordes of Mordor - so don't be a 'Heightist" - you "Heightist" twat!

Small people need loving too.....ask a midget!

Interestingly I’ve just returned from Orkney where I discovered that Twatt church is up for sale ...... any takers?
 
Two Hobbits saved middle earth from Sauron & the hordes of Mordor - so don't be a 'Heightist" - you "Heightist" twat!

Small people need loving too.....ask a midget!
The thread got to midget porn in only 15 posts.
Impressive or wot?
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