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Armed Forces call for new Ombudsman to stop Politicians abuses

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I propose that an Armed Forces ombudsman (obviously that excludes the RAF) is set up to investigate the lies and self serving shite that politicians come out with, for example,
" We're all in this together."
(Which we will demonstrate by legislating that Armed Forces Pension increases are tied to the CPI, whilst ours are still tied to the RPI.)
All such bullshit will be punished by being whipped through the streets of Central London, before being beheaded with a rusty SLR bayonet on Tower Hill.
(I would have gone for SA80 bayonet, but it would probably snapped off at the hilt.)
 

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