Armageddon Box Contents

#1
Given what’s gone on in Japan, the Middle East and North Africa, is now the time to start stockpiling….?

Other than cans of beans, potato’s, chick peas, lager and some hard copies of some 70's porn, what’s would you include in your Secret Stash…?
 
#5
Beef Jerky and yet more porn though ideally something more up to date as bushy minge puts me off.
 
#7
Given what’s gone on in Japan, the Middle East and North Africa, is now the time to start stockpiling….?

Other than cans of beans, potato’s, chick peas, lager and some hard copies of some 70's porn, what’s would you include in your Secret Stash…?
Marmite and decent teabags! Even Armageddon can be improved with a nice cup of tea!
 
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Aleegee1698

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#8
And apart from that:

1) 3000kgs of Old Holborn
2) 35,000 packs of Rizla (Green)
3) Laptop with 30TB external with Modern Porn on it
4) 2 Pigs
5) 2 Goats
6) 1 Cow
7) Noahs Ark (or equivilent)
8 ) Wife n kids
9) Bottle-opener
10) Leatherman
11) Home-brew kit (for beer, wine and stronger)
12) CB Radio
13) Pack of cards
14) 3 Chickens
15) 1 Goose
16) 2 Turkeys
17) Copy of "Animal Farm"
18 ) KFS
19) Generator
20) 9 Milly
 
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Aleegee1698

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#9
Marmite and decent teabags! Even Armageddon can be improved with a nice cup of tea!
Sniff,......... my Nana always used to comfort me with that saying, she d say "when everything is going to rat-shit, ave a cuppa" (or words to those effect)
 
#11
And apart from that:

1) 3000kgs of Old Holborn
2) 35,000 packs of Rizla (Green)
3) Laptop with 30TB external with Modern Porn on it
4) 2 Pigs
5) 2 Goats
6) 1 Cow
7) Noahs Arch (or equivilent)
8 ) Wife n kids
9) Bottle-opener
10) Leatherman
11) Home-brew kit (for beer, wine and stronger)
12) CB Radio
13) Pack of cards
14) 3 Chickens
15) 1 Goose
16) 2 Turkeys
17) Copy of "Animal Farm"
18 ) KFS
19) Generator
20) 9 Milly
20) What? No SLR?
 
#14
Condoms
Sharp knife
Black nasty

With humanity's forensic labs out of commission, the world is once again my oyster.
 
#16
Aleegee: I can see you've given your list a lot of thought. Must have missed the book "2012". Is there still time to read it?

My list:

1 male below the age of 30
1 male below the age of 40
1 male below the age of 50

err....think that's all.

It's my big bang theory, distract yourself.
 
#17
Survival - Ray mears he seems to make living off the land much better and healthier than the other s like bear grylls
company - Natalie Dormer, Amanda Righetti and Kaley Cuoco
- condoms
- good supply of tinned and dried food
- a life times supply of JagerMister
- Torch
- Knife of some description
- firearm of some description (being a civie whos only used a shotgun and .22 im thinking maybe the new sharpshooters rifle?)
- AK47 + ammo in case all else fails
 
#18
And apart from that:

1) 3000kgs of Old Holborn
2) 35,000 packs of Rizla (Green)
3) Laptop with 30TB external with Modern Porn on it
4) 2 Pigs
5) 2 Goats
6) 1 Cow
7) Noahs Ark (or equivilent)
8 ) Wife n kids (unless covered by 4,5 and 6 above)
9) Bottle-opener
10) Leatherman
11) Home-brew kit (for beer, wine and stronger)
12) CB Radio
13) Pack of cards
14) 3 Chickens
15) 1 Goose
16) 2 Turkeys
17) Copy of "Animal Farm"
18 ) KFS
19) Generator (+ four jerricans of fuel)
20) 9 Milly (with five extra [full] mags)

21) Lighting kit
22) 10 jerricans of water
23) Plate(s)/messtins and mugs
24) Pig/goat/cow/chicken/goose/turkey food
25) Four/for (k/c)andles
26) KY jelly
27) Katy Cuoco
28 ) Natalie Portman (sans preggers)
29) Cobie Smulders
30) Bungees and paracord (for 27, 28 and 29 above)
31) Lighters x plenty
 
#19
A spokeshave, 100 yards of catgut and a big bag of feathers.
 
#20
About 10 LBFMs. In the worst scenario you could start eating them as well.
 

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