Arise... Lord Prescott of.......!"

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  1. John Prescott is expected to be handed a peerage in one of the final acts of the outgoing Labour government.

    The former Deputy Prime Minister, who became a national laughing stock after his affair with a secretary, is one of a string of party loyalists likely to be included in Gordon Brown's resignation honours list.

    Others included on a draft list drawn up by Mr Brown include the former Cabinet ministers Ruth Kelly and Des Browne, and Mr Brown's long-suffering former aide Sue Nye, whom he blamed for the 'bigot' affair because she introduced him to Rochdale pensioner Gillian Duffy.

    The former Prime Minister is also considering whether to reward spin doctor Alastair Campbell, who set aside his rows with Mr Brown to become a key aide in the months running up to the election.
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  2. This would be 'Lord' Prescott who has spent decades sneering at 'the toffs' in the House of Lords? 8O
  3. Lord Precott of the Pies?
  4. The stinking HYPOCRITE, just like the other working class hero Kinnock,what a pair of complete wonkers
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I saw an interview up here where this was put to him
    He said his wife wanted it so she could be called Lady Prescott

    So that makes it ok then
  6. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Lord Prescott of TwaJags running on lpg honestly!!!!
  7. That she will never be. You can put a pig in a house and call it a human being - but it is still a porker!

    Edited to add - what a farce. Cameron should get somebody decent to dig the place out with a G1098 shovel :evil:
  8. Lord Prescott of the Thunderbox.
  9. Lord Prescott of Bulimia, a small village just outside 'ull.

    God, I really want to insert things into that man. And not nice things, either. :x
  10. Lord Prescott of 'Mr Chus' - with a puke bucket.
  11. Well there goes the ermine population of the UK. Has anyone informed the RSPCA?

    As Brown was won't to wear business suits to formal ocassions, and Michael Foot had his 'donkey' jacket pressed and ironed for Remembrance Day services, perhaps JP could keep to the theme and pitch up 'sans cullottes'.
  12. Actually, I'd be quite delighted to see TwoJags take the ermine. That would mark the final selling-out of the socialist, working-class, principles he once claimed to hold so dear. Remember how his little piggy face used to contort with hatred at the "toffs" during the fox-hunting debates?

    All for nothing, John - you're a "toff" yourself now.
  13. How did Glenys Kinnock ride the UK and European gravy train for so long.

    admittedly a more intelligent politician than hubby
  14. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Once a bar steward, always a barsteward.
  15. The Working Class
    Can kiss my arse
    I've got the Gaffer's job at last! :evil: