Are you turning into a Nancy?

#1
As a man of the 80's my basic stuff comprised of Cheap Naafi shaving foam, cheap razor blades, brut 33, armpit stuff, lynx body wash... I was then set up for "on the Pull"

I went shopping last night to get some personal admin kit and was horrified to find that I use Gillete quatro, hugo boss under arm stuff including body wash and associated range, skin conditioning shaving gel and moisturizer.....is it me or are you turning into a Nancy as well :oops:
 
#4
just you.

 
#6
Achmed said:
As a man of the 80's my basic stuff comprised of Cheap Naafi shaving foam, cheap razor blades, brut 33, armpit stuff, lynx body wash... I was then set up for "on the Pull"

I went shopping last night to get some personal admin kit and was horrified to find that I use Gillete quatro, hugo boss under arm stuff including body wash and associated range, skin conditioning shaving gel and moisturizer.....is it me or are you turning into a Nancy as well :oops:
Hugo Boss is hardly breaking the bank is it? That's a bit like, "I used to shop at Sainsburys but now shop at Tescos". No underarm dewhiffer can take away that stale armpit smell when I'm knocking one out.
 
#7
As a man of the 80's also, what's wrong with deepeo and buttermilk soap as issued? You obviously get paid too much - i need all my wonga to fund my 1980's style drinking habit!
 
#8
flashesx2 said:
As a man of the 80's also, what's wrong with deepeo and buttermilk soap as issued? You obviously get paid too much - i need all my wonga to fund my 1980's style drinking habit!
does it still come with its own pubic hair?
 
#9
Achmed, regretfully I have to say that you are 'on the turn' and will soon be a fully fledged cottager. Real men still wear Brut , their apprentices hai Karate, and they drink Watneys Red Barrell. None of these was mentioned in you original post. Vaseline on the shopping list for you.
 
#10
rockpile said:
Achmed, regretfully I have to say that you are 'on the turn' and will soon be a fully fledged cottager. Real men still wear Brut , their apprentices hai Karate, and they drink Watneys Red Barrell. None of these was mentioned in you original post. Vaseline on the shopping list for you.
Only Vaseline intensive after I get my back waxed!! the birds love a smooth back... :roll:
 
#11
It isn't just you Achmed...I am a recent convert to Bulldog products and this very day I used a face scrub, a face-wash, a body wash and a shaving balm. I also moisturized...

I was then appalled to discover that my Sunday Telegraph was missing my Westside Story CD...so although it isn't just you I fear we could be on a slippery slope here! Are you could with colours yet?
 
#12
Cuddles said:
It isn't just you Achmed...I am a recent convert to Bulldog products and this very day I used a face scrub, a face-wash, a body wash and a shaving balm. I also moisturized...

I was then appalled to discover that my Sunday Telegraph was missing my Westside Story CD...so although it isn't just you I fear we could be on a slippery slope here! Are you could with colours yet?
No, no colours yet......I am sure most Arrsers are not out of the Grooming closet yet!

No! not that sort of grooming
 
#13
jarrod248 said:
I think this goes to prove even further that we need a Gay part of the forum - oh by the way you are a poof.
I am a long way from pushing it up two week's...however doing bird up the wrong un is acceptable.

What moisturizer do you use?
 
#14
Carbolic and a safety razor with blades in waxed paper plus a gillette shave stick and I'm good to go.

I'm afraid you are beyond saving. You'll be exfoliating next (whatever that is)
 
#15
Achmed said:
As a man of the 80's my basic stuff comprised of Cheap Naafi shaving foam, cheap razor blades, brut 33, armpit stuff, lynx body wash... I was then set up for "on the Pull"

I went shopping last night to get some personal admin kit and was horrified to find that I use Gillete quatro, hugo boss under arm stuff including body wash and associated range, skin conditioning shaving gel and moisturizer.....is it me or are you turning into a Nancy as well :oops:
Did you top this off with a tight, white t-shirt?

msr
 
#16
msr said:
Achmed said:
As a man of the 80's my basic stuff comprised of Cheap Naafi shaving foam, cheap razor blades, brut 33, armpit stuff, lynx body wash... I was then set up for "on the Pull"

I went shopping last night to get some personal admin kit and was horrified to find that I use Gillete quatro, hugo boss under arm stuff including body wash and associated range, skin conditioning shaving gel and moisturizer.....is it me or are you turning into a Nancy as well :oops:
Did you top this off with a tight, white t-shirt?
msr
No I get my shirts from Saccor Bros
 
#17
Pronto_Mike_Uniform said:
Carbolic and a safety razor with blades in waxed paper plus a gillette shave stick and I'm good to go.

I'm afraid you are beyond saving. You'll be exfoliating next (whatever that is)
Safety razor?

What the fcuk is wrong with a cut-throat and leather strop?....





Poofter
 
#18
WTF's wrong with a Singly Shower?!,scraping the stubble off with the razor (no soap just rinse the fecker under the tap) & then a quick wipe with Old Spice roll on? Feckin worked for me (and still does.... :oops: )
I mean you dont wanna waste valuable drinking time do you?
 
#19
You are not Turning! you have already developed into a full-blown hommer, top-tip put hand down the front of your trousers and check if you still have walnut,s or a gash.
 
#20
Achmed said:
Cuddles said:
It isn't just you Achmed...I am a recent convert to Bulldog products and this very day I used a face scrub, a face-wash, a body wash and a shaving balm. I also moisturized...

I was then appalled to discover that my Sunday Telegraph was missing my Westside Story CD...so although it isn't just you I fear we could be on a slippery slope here! Are you could with colours yet?
No, no colours yet......I am sure most Arrsers are not out of the Grooming closet yet!

No! not that sort of grooming
MDN is out of the grooming closet...
 

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