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#1
According to Onepoll British men drink 11,600 pints in their lifetimes, this means some of us are below average, as A Robinson would say

"Are you a full pint fellow, or a half pint shandy slacker?"
 

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#3
As these results come from averaging the population and a good few men don't drink then it leaves more for us that do. I reckon I am well past 11,600 already and still going strong.

In fact just going out now for my next quota.
 
#4
If you make the average lifetime 80 years,
then 62x365=22630 days
11600/22630=0.512593901 Pints per day,

I try not to drink anymore but I reckon the 17 years of drinking I have done I'm still above average because I would still have only had to have had 1.8 pints a day to be above the 11600 figure.
 
#7
billc said:
I reckon im on at least 65,000 pints and Im only 50, thats before the occasional Nippy Sweetie
I haven't heard that phrase for years, a Scouser at my local used to order a pint and a "Wee nippy sweetie", is that a Scouse phrase in particular or Northen in general? :?
 
#8
chef said:
British men drink 11,600 pints in their lifetimes
To be honest, I feel like I have smashed that many beers in over Chrimbo leave. It is not big or clever. Back to normality on Monday, ahh bugger!!


Oooops, another beer falls into my grid. :D








Cheers N_W.
 
#11
Only drink beer occassionally, tend to stick to vodka, it gets the job done and avoids endless visits to the bog. Do have a thing for Guiness with Jameson chasers but that can have severe intestinal repercussions. So although I may be letting the side down pintwise I think I am consuming at least my share of alcohol.
 
#12
I misread that last comment slightly - thought it was "I may be letting the side down portwise".
For just one moment I was wondering how that hell someone could drink that much port! (Although on mess nights many people do give it a go!)
 
#13
Is this only applicable to blokes?

My Granny is 104 so I have many years to go. Think I might make it!!

Do love my vodka & wine though xx
 
#14
Auld-Yin said:
As these results come from averaging the population and a good few men don't drink then it leaves more for us that do. I reckon I am well past 11,600 already and still going strong.

In fact just going out now for my next quota.

Well I reckon that One pint of Heavy is equal to two pints of sourthern cats piss lager.
 
#16
Just came back from the rugger match against the Osprays, well we turned up even if the team didnt :x , but we arrived in Swansea at 13.00, and gave a good account of units drunk :D

This has taken me 30mins to write :p
 
#19
Chef said:
billc said:
I reckon im on at least 65,000 pints and Im only 50, thats before the occasional Nippy Sweetie
I haven't heard that phrase for years, a Scouser at my local used to order a pint and a "Wee nippy sweetie", is that a Scouse phrase in particular or Northen in general? :?

Always thought it was Jockanese, I'm probably wrong though
 

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