Are you rich?

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 24, 2011.

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  1. In everything but money, yes. Could be worse.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
  2. Nor would it appear I ever will be if the figures they quote are correct. It would appear that if you earn less than £93000 a year you are going to find life a struggle. I know people who would be happy if they took home that amount in four years.

    Glad to see the low paid are still sharing the pain........!
  3. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    Stop it now or EX-STAB will be along to tell you how he uses his (reputedly) large cock and younger council estate chav girlfriend in lieu of currency.

    I am unsure if he is a pimp, past it rent boy or porn actor.
  4. I was till gordon blair and tony cameron found where I live and started using me as their money man bitch.
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  5. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    No still 117,580 Euros in debt
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  6. I would have thought you were still raking it in from inventing Google.
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  7. Who wants to know? You from the Inland Revenue?

    Get off my ******* land.
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  8. Rich in character, as for the wealth, that depends on who or what you compare yourself to.
  9. Millionaire = Shallow moron wife, with over surgery-ed face spends thousands on footballer wife shite, all kids spoilt disgusting bone idle ***** who think they own the world cos Mummy and Daddy have got a bundle, 4 holidays a year skiing and the Caribbean, or wherever **** and Cuntess go, Me, Now = Earn enough to get by, after the Taxman has had his pinch, wife and me work an honest crust, treat ourselves now and again, Kids learn the true meaning of worth,
    Happy! Can't put a price on happiness
    We've already discussed the possibility of winning big on the lottery, and we've decided that we'd give most of it away. So if I ever win it, watch this space for donation ideas
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  10. Have no spare money... but am fit and healthy , have a wife and two daughters , live in the countryside and what little I have I own...... so yes I consider myself rich ... I'm not hungry or cold at night , I sleep in a comfortable bed , I have more than one set of clothes .... to many I'm rich beyond their wildest dreams.
    I do know more than a few people who are very rich... with two exceptions... on balance I think I'm happier than those with millions in the bank.
    After all .... I see the same sunrise as them , I hear the same birds sing , the sun is as warm on me as it is on them, the rain waters my garden just the same as it waters theirs , my home grown veg tastes better than their expensive "organic " shop brought veg, the key to being rich is to be happy with what you have got and not to envy those who have a better car or bigger house, and to remember there is always some poor bugger who is far worse off than matter how bad things seem at the time.
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  11. I don't want to be a tommy two shits but we like to help out others where we can, donating all of our baby clothes and toddler clothes instead of ebaying it, giving what we can to certain charities and helping with fundraisers and cakebakes and stuff like that.
    God I must be getting old, 10 years ago when I was a singly I would have told them to feck off.
    Having 3 bright happy healthy children and a beautiful wife who greets me with a kiss and a smile makes me the biggest millionaire
  12. Money cannot buy happiness. But it can sure make misery more enjoyable.
  13. Shocked to see that Ord Sgt hasn't replied yet. I live in hope that the Toilet Duck has finally caught up with him.
  14. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Cyclists and Triathletes

    He never does prior to 2200. His strenuous regime of shouting at postboxes, fighting with trees and raiding the cupboard under the sink demands serious time and effort.
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