Are you insured for any sex?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by CptDanjou, Sep 29, 2012.

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  1. Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you may be getting. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

    Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

    Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

    Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

    Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

    Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

    Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

    Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

    Sex with an OAP - Saga !

    Sex with a transvestite -!
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