Are you gay?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Acid_Tin, Jan 12, 2005.

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  1. Whilst not wishing to appear to denigrate our 'colourful' chums, you can now identify your 'gayness quotient' by taking this simple test.

  2. Woo :D :D

    Why does C4 seem to think it's a good thing to be a raving homo??
  3. 36% :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    NOW VERY PUZZLED........................................
  4. The Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter has calculated that Essexbob is 13 percent gay! Find out just how gay you are with the Channel 4 Gay-O-Meter

  5. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh dear.... 25%..... All those years in the Queen's Regiment weren't wasted, then :D
  6. I know this to be true, very true 8O
  7. I'd say if you were in the Queens Regt, you didn't learn too well did you :wink:
  8. Noise down...go and play cops and robbers...actually, they're both the same in PSNI! :D

    And you're only gay if you push back shouting 'Do me big boy!' :D
  9. Watch it mouth, £20mil + can hire many people :twisted: :wink:

    You are clearly an expert and know exactly what to say..... :?

    :D :D
  10. Wow - I didn't realise that mortars had their own website?

    23% and an exhortation to 'loosen up, straight mate'. No thanks C4, I'll keep how I am....
  11. 30% Sh*t, gotta stop waxing! :oops: 8O :lol:
  12. Only at weekends and only if you take it 8O
  13. 20%, which apparently, paradoxically, means I'm a "red-blooded, hetero guy and just way too straight for these modern times".

    Thank fcuk for that. :lol:
  14. 16% and way too straight. Thank feck for that, but what would be "Just staight /gay enough", I wonder? :?
  15. Backs to the wall guys

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