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#1
Dear Sir's/Ma'ams'

Prior to my term in Sandhurst this January, I have been encouraged by the recruiting officer at RLC HQ to go on an attachment to a unit. I have contacted them with a preference but have a feeling it will be a while before I actually go on an attachment as the recruiting office is inundated.

Hence if you would like an amiable, hardworking and eager to learn Potential officer for a few weeks than I am available ASAP.

I can do most things with ease and make a good cuppa. :D

I shall give you my details on the pm and inform the recruiting office which shall arrange my time with you.

Anyone interested?
 
#2
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
 
#6
goon_bde said:
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
Perhaps he can then explain to you that i should be I?
 
#8
drain_sniffer said:
goon_bde said:
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
Perhaps he can then explain to you that i should be I?
And the use of a question mark at the end of "see what I did there"
 
#10
drain_sniffer said:
goon_bde said:
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
Perhaps, he can then explain to you, that i should be I?
or correct use of commas?
 
#13
saintstone said:
drain_sniffer said:
goon_bde said:
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
Perhaps he can then explain to you that i should be I?
And the use of a question mark at the end of "see what I did there"
Question mark not required, it was a rhetorical question phrased as a statement, hence the!
 
#15
goon_bde said:
drain_sniffer said:
goon_bde said:
First, young man, i suggest you learn correct use of the apostrophe...

ma'am's, SNCO's and JNCO's - all classic school-boy errors...report back to RHQ to the Corps' Adjt for some remedial grammar...see what i did there!
Perhaps, he can then explain to you, that i should be I?
or correct use of commas?
unlike your change to my post which clearly shows a incorrect use of commas
 
#17
Two things:-

Firstly he is intening joining The RLC so grammar is not essential

Secondly everyone knows that bad grammar is just cottaging code for lets bum!
 
#18
Hey "Private Pile"....The "You Suck Dick" avtar piccy thingy doesn't really evoke a picture of a fresh faced and wholesome hearted young british army officer either, perhaps more fitting of some foul mouthed yob with no taste or decorum.....? Perhaps an idea to change it if your marketing yourself and your capabilities to the commissioned ranks.

Johnny
 

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