Look to save time in future will all the wierdoâs and internet trolls just fill out the questionnaire below. Then if you do qualify as a Walt let everyone know. Itâll save the sane oneâs amongst us having to wait till you fcuk up with your PERSEC, then spending hours searching E-Bay etc for the evidence required to expose you. Much more amicable all round if you just fess up straight away. Are you a Walt? Some questions and answers just to check your Waltability factor. Pick your answers and see what you score. You have served? a. 0 days Regular Service. b. 8 years Regular Service. c. 335 years under the Colours, man and boy. You then serve with the TA for? a. 0 days, even the TA can spot a Walt a mile away. b. 1 year, until that unfortunate incident with the barbed wire fence and car battery on annual camp. The guys didnât really mean it, and who needs kids anyway. c. 335 years reaching the rank of Grand Field Marshal 2nd Class of the Army, being personally responsible for lifting the Siege of Mafeking on 17 May in the Year of our Lord 1900Anno Domini. On deciding to wear a uniform do you? a. Join a small county cadet Regt, say Lincs ACF but resign before finishing your Initial Training Course as a Probationary Instructor. Decide the ACF isnât for you so appear at a local CCF masquerading as an Ex Royal Anglian WO2. (If you had joined the Army youâd make that rank easy in letâs say 12 years.) b. Join the TA. You really want to be a Regular but mumsie wonât let you. Besides, the payâs sh1t and you already have a really good job. c. Walk into the careers office and sign your life away for 22 years. Be subjected to a brief period of getting well and truly beasted, then spend the remaining time being dunk, bored, too cold, too hot, too wet, too dry, scared, p1ssing yourself laughing at the stupidity of the Chain of Command and occasionally poking the Grim Reaper with a really long stick, before running away giggling. Your preferred form of dress for Remembrance Day parades is? a. No2 dress with para wings, sniper arm badge and recruiter arm badge, all bought from E-Bay. b. CS 95/Dessert Combats as youâre staging on/stuck in the sand pit again. c. Service Dress/No2 Dress as you forgot to put in a leave pass again this year. Oh well itâs no hardship and you actually quite like to acknowledge the shared bond you have with those who also swore the Oath of Allegiance. Unashamedly you are in awe of the supreme sacrifice they made and understand that you arenât really fit to walk in their shadow even if you wore the same uniform and ate the same dust when the hot metal started flying. Your preferred collection of medals is? a. South Atlantic (Falklands), FRY, ISAF, QGJM plus whatever E-Bay are selling this time of year. b. None, you didnât join the Womenâs Auxiliary Balloon Corp to actually face danger. Matrons nighttime bed baths are enough excitement for you thanks. c. What ever the Chief Clerk lobbed over the desk at you last time you were in the RAO. Never mind 2 years late is better than never. Now youâve gotta buy another miniature and if youâre really unlucky pay for the bloody lot mounted. Itâs getting fcking expensive since Emperor Tony decided to invade the world. You really wish that someone would teach the Cnut mathâs. 96000 doesnât divide into Bosnia, NI, Iraq, Afghan, Belize, Iran, Lebanon etc, etcâ¦. that well, not when youâre talking about real armies and not Airfix toy soldiers. Finally you get your kicks bragging about beasting young boys. Telling everyone how hard you are. But don't forget at all times deny your true nature. Mostly Aâs â Congratulations, you are a true Walt amongst Walts. Treat yourself to a promotion to WO1 in a prodigious regiment like the Guards. Pick a user name like WO1Slashedpeak and carry on regardless. Mostly Bâs - The AGC is just the Corpâs for you young man. Travel, excitement, adventure can all be yours. Just remember not to crack your nail varnish or ladder your tights. Keep in mind an extra stick of Channel Lippy No 65 in bright red will never go out of fashion. Mostly Câs â Poor bustard, you only went and did it didnât you? Signed your life away, for what? Three square meals a day and as much wife beater as you can physically fit down your grid. For that you have condemned yourself to a life of being an outsider. Always walking in step with a straight back, swinging your arms slightly more than is normal as you walk down the street. A totally fcuked, âalcohol offâ switch, not for you the phrase âIâm only having one, work tomorrow.â You laugh at others misfortune and will provide physiatrists much needed dissertation materiel for their degrees in years to come. Edited as the more I search the Pr1ck called WO1SlashedPeak post's the wierder it gets.