Are You a Victim of Crime?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Jul 19, 2009.

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    This sort of thing never happens around where I live, so have you been a victim of crime
  2. Lucky get.
  3. Anyone know of any cheap cycling holidays in Sweden?
  4. Cheap and Sweden in the same sentence. Nah
  5. beaten to it. :twisted:
  6. Got my bike ready, when do we leave huh huh ?
  7. On my way now :D
  8. Are we there yet?
  9. And he complained?? :?
    Surely its every blokes dream to be 'molested' by a few Swedish girls?
    He must have been gay! ( are we allowed to still say that word? )
  10. Don't think you can say "gay" it has to be "men who put their dicks in other mens arseholes"
  11. Excuse me before I scream the place down you naughty naughty boy!

    It is gentlemen with taste if you don't mind.
  12. Oh I see, you mean fudge packers.
  13. Ooh right then Bukit, in which case i shall take the gay word back and replace it with ' Males who have sexual tendencies towards the same sex, who also have sexual tendencies towards persons of the same sexuality'
    Is that PC enough? Should i apply for a vacancy with Lambeth Council? :lol:
  14. As a professional confectionery wrapper and distributer I find this term insulting.
  15. Is that a posh way of saying "not cunts" ?