Wifeoid did the test. 28%. Chuffed to fcuk. Said she's never pi55ed in the street. However, I remember she was annoyed with me one evening, she threw my uniform on the bedroom floor, hiked up her skirt, squat and pissed on it. Quite arousing actually.
I can't do the test due to the fun police policies in operation, however i'm going to openly admit that i'm 0.000000000001% chav, PURELY because i once nearly knocked one over in my automo-car. It managed to sense that i wasn't going to stop and scurried out of the way just in time but i'm ready to conceed that some of its scent may have wafted its way through my air filter system and despite my best efforts to hold my breath was hyperventolating at the thought of ridding the earth of one of them.
I am a gentleman, who may have been "caught short" in the past, and visited Calais with the HQ 11 Gp Wives' Club outing, but really this is too much to bear. And I didn't even understand half the questions!
Like you, RAFB, I suffered from honesty.
What's a crab stick between friends, FFS, when it was not consciously purchased as a "food" item.
However, do tell more about the Silk and Satin in the wardrobe ... you may achieve redemption through that