Are you a Chav???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EWD-STAB, Apr 21, 2008.

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  1. NSFW - Fun police again!!!!

    If i'm even 1% I may have to have serious works with myself
     
  2. I'm 41%. No way.

    Wifeoid did the test. 28%. Chuffed to fcuk. Said she's never pi55ed in the street. However, I remember she was annoyed with me one evening, she threw my uniform on the bedroom floor, hiked up her skirt, squat and pissed on it. Quite arousing actually.
     
  3. Your lucky,I'm 37%,feck knows how I hate the scrote's.
     
  4. 24%...I feel the questions are a little unfair!
     
  5. 87% Chav.... respect due to the Park Lane Crew, .......
     
  6. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Disaster. I'm 18% chav. The Silk and Satin in my wardrobe and bone china and porcelain in my cupboards are over ruled by my potsmoking youth, and the crab sticks I once ate in a buffet! O woe is me!
     
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    33% FFS!!!!!
     
  8. I can't do the test due to the fun police policies in operation, however i'm going to openly admit that i'm 0.000000000001% chav, PURELY because i once nearly knocked one over in my automo-car. It managed to sense that i wasn't going to stop and scurried out of the way just in time but i'm ready to conceed that some of its scent may have wafted its way through my air filter system and despite my best efforts to hold my breath was hyperventolating at the thought of ridding the earth of one of them.

    Ashamed regards

    F_G (Bonnet)
     
  9. 24%-I'm going to top myself.
     
  10. Have i just solved whats going on in Bridgend?!
     
  11. I aIn nO chAv fuK dat BrUv U neeDs 2 mAn uP u cHavVy cNutS hOlla!
     
  12. A student AND a chav ??? 8O You mate, are well and truely fucked :wink: