Are US Gun Nuts Walts?

#1
I've met nice US Gun Nuts, on and offline, but also large numbers of loonspuds who shouldn't be let near a catapult let alone a Glock. The worst are the ones who claim, with maximum pomposity, to be "The last line of defence against tyrannical government" i.e. believe they and their pot-bellied friends would have a chance in hell against the US military.

But are they Walts?








 

Ravers

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#2
Whoopeeee! Another thread about Walts!

Let's clarify this once and for all shall we.

Walts are people who pretend to be something they are not, i.e a veteran of a famous balcony siege or some similar event which they were actually not involved in.

The yanks you speak of are merely weird inbreeds with an unhealthy fascination in firearms.

It's all here:

Walts - ARRSEpedia
 
#4
Go on youtube and look for "firing slr". Theres a right fat redneck wearing a "them" beret. Now he's a Walt. If he was on the balcony it would have gone south the fat cnut
 
#5
Dear Ravers

I once played that shooting game at the Fair where you have to knock the tins down with corks shoved in the end of the barrel

Am I a UK Gun nut Walt??

Prey tell

PS. And should I cancel my subscription to Shooting Times??
 

Ravers

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#6
Dear Ravers

I once played that shooting game at the Fair where you have to knock the tins down with corks shoved in the end of the barrel

Am I a UK Gun nut Walt??

Prey tell

PS. And should I cancel my subscription to Shooting Times??
I wouldn't go spinning dits like that round here mate. A lot of people on this site might take offence if you know what I mean. Take this as a friendly warning.
 

Ravers

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#12
How about these you humourless jackass? Not a sniff, a smidgen, a cordite-whiff of Waltery?
Christ, you ******* dullard, how does being interested in guns and owning a few of them constitute Waltery?

I own a car, I also watch Formula 1 sometimes, does that make me a racing driver Walt?
 
#13
Christ, you ******* dullard, how does being interested in guns and owning a few of them constitute Waltery?

I own a car, I also watch Formula 1 sometimes, does that make me a racing driver Walt?
It depends, you ******* numbskull, whether you demand the constitutional right to attend Silverstone, keep 20,000 spark plugs under your bed, and claim that if everyone drove on the pavement it would make pedestrians safer.

 

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#14
Most of them that I've come into contact with seem to think that owning a gun gives you super powers and makes you bullet proof - they might not be walts per se but they are certainly clueless.
 

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#15
It depends, you ******* numbskull, whether you demand the constitutional right to attend Silverstone, keep 20,000 spark plugs under your bed, and claim that if everyone drove on the pavement it would make pedestrians safer.
But yank gun nuts aren't demanding any of that shit, even if they were, what exactly is it they are supposedly Walting as?

Now if said yank nutter dresses up as a US Navy SEAL resplendent with badges et al, while he partakes in his gay hobby, then yes, perhaps he is guilty of being a Walt, especially if he then tells everyone he is a US Navy SEAL when really he works in Burger King.

The pictures you posted all show slightly weird looking people with guns, tools they presumably require for taking part in their hobby of blowing shit up at weekends. I fail to see what they are trying to present themselves as, apart from weird gun freaks, which they are.

Just for 100% clarity, here is a Walt:



And here is an inbred American playing with a big gun:



Spot the difference.
 
#16
what exactly is it they are supposedly Walting as?
Patriots following the fine example of Timothy McVeigh, standing firm against the red menace of Obama's communist healthcare reform, fighting the Muslim caliphate-conspiracy colonising hallowed ground at Ground Zero, resisting the Federal Government organising 24/7 to take their pop guns away.



Now if said yank nutter dresses up as a US Navy SEAL resplendent with badges et al, while he partakes in his gay hobby, then yes, perhaps he is guilty of being a Walt, especially if he then tells everyone he is a US Navy SEAL when really he works in Burger King.
Okey dokey, fair enough. But what you're saying contradicts the excellent guide you posted earlier:

Walts - ARRSEpedia

Which makes clear Walting goes WAY beyond trying to get in a bird's knickers by showing her a fake tattoo.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots, tyrants and fat Gun Nuts, yehaaahhh
 
#17
Patriots following the fine example of Timothy McVeigh, standing firm against the red menace of Obama's communist healthcare reform, fighting the Muslim caliphate-conspiracy colonising hallowed ground at Ground Zero, resisting the Federal Government organising 24/7 to take their pop guns away.





Okey dokey, fair enough. But what you're saying contradicts the excellent guide you posted earlier:

Walts - ARRSEpedia

Which makes clear Walting goes WAY beyond trying to get in a bird's knickers by showing her a fake tattoo.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots, tyrants and fat Gun Nuts, yehaaahhh
At least they have the freedom to own said firearms unlike here where you can only buy one from a person residing in a culturally enriched area of a big city
 
#18
At least they have the freedom to own said firearms unlike here where you can only buy one from a person residing in a culturally enriched area of a big city
What do you mean by that, you can own certain firearms legally in this country if you're prepared to suffer all the BS? You're just not allowed to own handguns (unless Muzzle loading or over 24" long) or full bore semi auto/auto rifles.
 
#19
What do you mean by that, you can own certain firearms legally in this country if you're prepared to suffer all the BS? You're just not allowed to own handguns (unless Muzzle loading or over 24" long) or full bore semi auto/auto rifles.
I'd suggest that the comment was ironic.
 
#20
It depends, you ******* numbskull, whether you demand the constitutional right to attend Silverstone, keep 20,000 spark plugs under your bed,
you say that like it's weird or something?

and claim that if everyone drove on the pavement it would make pedestrians safer.
Well, it would. The roads would be nice and clear. Put a few zebra/pelican/mammoth crossings near every shop entrance and Cooter's your uncle (and dad and brother).

Puff. There's no bayonet lug.